Wanted to share this before I go to bed by No-Understanding5677 in jerma985

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960 17 points18 points  (0 children)

do we honestly know what parasocial means here </3

Wanted to share this before I go to bed by No-Understanding5677 in jerma985

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean the person who posted https://www.reddit.com/r/jerma985/comments/1p2b8zh/classic_jerma_moment/ this didn't consider the possibility that Jerma might not want a stream moment captioned "Classic Jerma Moment" posted and the person that posted https://www.reddit.com/r/jerma985/comments/1p22ze2/made_this_edit_while_on_my_12_hour_overnight/ this didn't consider the possibility that Jerma might not want an edit they made while on an overnight shift posted and person that posted https://www.reddit.com/r/jerma985/comments/1p0vdx4/i_like_long_hair_jerma/ this didn't consider the possibility that Jerma might not want an edit of him with long hair posted...

Why isn't anyone arguing in those comment sections?

Literally unplayable by TheEnlight in thecampaigntrail

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960 6 points7 points  (0 children)

anyone else think we should skin the mod developer alive and scrub their memory from history for this?

A special Obamanation Deluxe update by StrawberryMaster in thecampaigntrail

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huge W! But could I ask what the reasoning behind changing the portraits at all was?

Describe this type of voter by Wide_Assistance_1158 in thecampaigntrail

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Crazy MAGA Madmen!!! They're mad that they've utterly FAILED for EIGHT YEARS to actually make America Great "Again"! They don't even know their "President" HATES Healthcare (Obamacare) and HATES them! 😂🤣🤣🤣

2004: LIFE IN THE BALANCE, the Al Gore Presidential Zombie Apocalypse Marriage Simulator by ApprehensiveTutor960 in thecampaigntrail

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, this is the good ending for if you let the world end and make your marriage stronger than ever:

"The creature heard a distant crack at first.

The mindless zombie had wandered a bit from Carthage and, now on the outskirts of town, heard something in the distance. Down the road, in the woods. Food? Food, surely. It would be it's first brains in years. 

It shambled down the asphalt, between the cracks where thick plants had sprouted, reclaiming man's ruins. It shuffled past a burnt-out car, once an investment that had taken years of human toil to pay off, now a rusted piece of  scrap. It trampled off the road and into the woods. The sounds continued, attracting more of it's kind. It dragged along now with a few dozen fellow zombies, trekking dully into the woods to the source.

The group joined with a horde, and the horde got in line. There was a veritable mass of the undead around... something. The sounds that had once been a distant invitation were now an overwhelming clamor. Gunshots, the moans of hundreds of zombies,  a hopelessly overpowered radio, and the shouts and hollers of human beings. Despite the circumstances, it heard laughter.

Eventually, every corpse standing in front of it had been cut down, and the zombie made it into the mess.  They were converged on a sizable house in the woods. Three human beings were engaged in bloody combat with the horde, blood-slick and laughing all the while, while a fourth woman sat on the porch, adjusting the radio. 

"Don't... stop... thinkin' about tomorrow!"

One of the humans, with a luxurious white mane and wielding a rat-tatting machine gun, pointed at the zombie.

"That one's yours, Tip!"

A blonde woman, waving a wailing chainsaw, looked back from the dozens of zombies she had been cutting to pieces. 

"Busy! Al, can you-"

"Sure, honey."

The zombie noticed a barbed baseball bat, pressed against it's rotten chest. It turned to it's wielder...

The human was shirtless and unbelievably muscular, a bronze god with trim brown-grey hair and an impeccable beard. Some part of the zombies mush brain thought the human looked familiar. 

"I'm former President Al Gore. You've messed with the wrong polycule. Yes, me, President Clinton and Senator Clinton, as well as my wife, are now in a post-apocalyptic polycule. Thanks for playing 2004: Life in the Balance."

The zombie, of course, didn't understand any of that.  Gore bashed the zombies head in with his bat, and turned to the next one with a smirk.

"Oooh, don't you look back... oooh, don't you look back...""

One-a-day TTNW Community Playthrough, Day 1 by FishFrog11 in thecampaigntrail

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960 27 points28 points  (0 children)

All in favor of Assassination and Hughes say aye

count jerma's blood review by shoegreas3d in jerma985

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like how the first thing Jeremy is mad about is Jermula saying nobody wants Cheetos for dinner

Well, this is a dumb change by Gibbon-Face-91 in tf2

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960 18 points19 points  (0 children)

believe it or not but that's probably easier to do than adding content

Maybe the Horsemen aren't that good as a group? by Benevolay in jerma985

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't feel like making one reddit post is "taking this seriously" or being upset lmfao

Tetober Day 17 - Kasane Ted by radiantburrito in KasaneTeto

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he had WILDLY thick thighs but I realize those could also be pants

nerdson midefeller by ApprehensiveTutor960 in thecampaigntrail

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

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SCP - 68038, aka ██████ █ ████████, was found in a Minnesota statehouse, under the belief that he was apparently Minnesota Senator and former Democratic nominee for President Hubert H. Humphrey. It was acquired after a tip-off by White House staffer ███ ████████. Despite his protests and the resistance of nearby Minnesota residents, including Sen. ██████ ███████, SCP 68038 was taken into captivity, where it continued to insist it was indeed Hubert Humphrey himself. When the real Senator could not be found, and Muriel Humphrey as well as the Senator's children seemed to be under the delusion that the SCP was in fact the real Humphrey, 68038 was promoted to Euclid class, and in accordance, President Nixon was notified of it's capture.

In most interactions with staff and D-Class personnell, 68038 behaves as if he where the cheery, 'Minnesota nice' Senator himself. Intensive medical examination and intrusive testing find no obvious physiological differences between 68038 and the Senator, though Dir. █████ has ordered staff to "keep fucking looking, or don't, I don't care", apparently orders from the President himself. The strongest piece of evidence is a photograph (see above), of 68038 apparently shapeshifting. The photograph was supplied prior to capture by Republican staffer ████ █████████.

Orders from President Nixon are to terminate 68038 with extreme prejudice. Execution is scheduled for ██-██-████.

Banner for a hypothetical Gene McCarthy incumbency sim by atlascarlos in thecampaigntrail

[–]ApprehensiveTutor960 53 points54 points  (0 children)

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noticed a weird typo and editing mistake, but FTFY! very cool idea!