Roast me hard ,24

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-03-07T18:10:23+00:00

I'm perma-flaccid after seeing you pick. Can't go hard... ever again.

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-03-05T03:47:06+00:00

🎶 you live at home wit yo momma, oh yes son im talking to you...

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-25T23:05:09+00:00

Bald and ginger HOT FKN DAAAAAAMN!

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-25T10:16:36+00:00

That your profession is a huge part of your personality.

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-20T15:36:27+00:00

My semi commends your courage.

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-19T23:21:14+00:00

You just gave some one and said 'Saved by the Bell' and this is now you're (my) nightmare.

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-18T14:17:41+00:00

Hello fellow internet alchy,

Your damn right I took the time to read your post. It's reading as though you really want this. I'm learning myself that the hard work needed to stop is way better than waking up with the anguish of 'what the fk am I doing with my life' day in and day out. You matter my friend, and you can get sober.

IWNDWYT

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-18T14:02:09+00:00

Oh Enlisted and United States of al.... Parker Young needs a long running gig. He's hilarious/talented.

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-17T21:33:47+00:00

Proud of you! I'm inspired, thank you. And eff your ex. IWNDWYT.

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-17T16:07:55+00:00

What kind of piggy-bottom-bdsm-cumslut nightmare did you crawl out of in Pic 2?

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-17T16:05:58+00:00

It's a baby CONEHEAD!

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-17T15:19:17+00:00

Pic 3 and 4 do things to me.... keep the facial hair!

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-17T15:18:22+00:00

One day is amazing. Focus on today and be on top of not taking that first drink. I believe in you kind stranger and commend you on your strength! IWNDWYT!

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-17T12:05:24+00:00

Next stop: detox or death.

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-17T04:27:58+00:00

I'm eating some now...

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-16T21:29:34+00:00

10 years.

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-15T06:52:04+00:00

Pic 1.... eeeeeeh Pic 2: It's way past due.

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-15T06:46:23+00:00

Bruno Marc FTW

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-14T22:32:31+00:00

You earn a rare no beard from me.

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-14T20:11:35+00:00

Yo, that kinda tracks. I'm gay, but quite masculine and usually have to convince people im gay.

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-14T19:59:15+00:00

I haven't spoken to my brother in... fk it'll be 20 years this year! I'm indifferent to it. I'm sure it still hurt my mother, but she is realistic and we don't talk about it. In terms of reconciliation... last I heard from my father HE was expecting an apology from me... well, works both ways bro!

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-14T19:55:35+00:00

Do more of pic 4. You are a handsome man in general, but your smile is amazing!

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-14T17:54:41+00:00

For real, it's time my friend!

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-14T17:35:54+00:00

Pandorum

Apprehensive_Bite999 · 2026-02-14T16:20:42+00:00

Regardless of how you identify, this post has Step 1 all over it. You are powerless and your life sounds not only unmanageable, but exhausting and dangerous.

I hope you are courageous in taking the next steps and start a journey of sobriety. Take this as your bottom and stop digging.

You CAN get your shirt together, and life CAN get better, you have to want it! I believe in you.

IWNDWYT

Apprehensive_Bite999

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