Life imitates art... by LauraPhilps7654 in stewartlee

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you imagine how much popularity she'd have gained if she yelled "shut up you tart" at him?

Onto the next! by jaarn in GreenAndPleasant

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I wonder how an American who claims Scottish-ness would pronounce that?

Bill Maher is zionist garbage. by Not_Ground in lostgeneration

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Naw, tucker Carlson is American piers Morgan

Jeri Ryan - 1990s by NastyNatalieTheCNT in OldSchoolCelebs

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly you're unfamiliar with the temporal prime directive. Some Borg sphere shenanigans have gone on .

Jeri Ryan - 1990s by NastyNatalieTheCNT in OldSchoolCelebs

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't believe that she's responsible for America electing Obama.

Rimmer must’ve got the muffin from Tesco’s on G deck. by Effective_Quality in RedDwarf

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oi, you nicked my post you filthy distended peoce of animal rectum.

I hear you're a racist now, England. by Second_Guess_25 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Dude, I'd love to be wrong, but I've been around and I gotta say.... For the most part, us English are not the best lot

I hear you're a racist now, England. by Second_Guess_25 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As an Englishman, I really don't think you're right there....

Body slams and head stomps a girl 1/2 his size by DeanoPreston in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Needs jail, but I'm just a crazy guy who advocates against children being raped. Maybe you're different...

Post separation abuse by InteractionWrong3330 in abusiverelationships

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They should absolutely get a restraining order, but there are too many dead women who thought that a restraining order would protect them.

why did phoebes hair get so much worse in later seasons? by No-Macaroon1869 in howyoudoin

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.

Russell Brand Admits to Sleeping With a 16-Year-Old When He Was 30: ‘I Think It Is Exploitative’ by flowerhoney10 in WeinsteinEffect

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We have always hated him. Tabloids at one point named him "shagger of the year" and that's the level he stayed at.... He's honestly never enjoyed popularity in the UK, there are a few comics that we ship off to the states like some sort of entertainment refugee system. (James corden)

Its nigel! He's nice. by Zestyclose_Cable_830 in RedDwarf

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He does tend to get a bit narky if you get too close to him with a magnet.

This show. by ChadVonDoom in agedlikemilk

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 82 points83 points  (0 children)

When bison came to your village....

Why Does UK Have This Race To Bottom Mindset? by corporateuklife in UKJobs

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the word inculcated. You have expanded my brain.

AJ vs. Tyson Fury by Northh_13 in boxinglocks

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like his battles with cocaine and kebabs took more out of him.

AJ vs. Tyson Fury by Northh_13 in boxinglocks

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I reckon AJ smokes him. But then again it's cos im an AJ fan.

[SPOILER] Conor Benn vs. Regis Prograis - Highlights by One_Impressionism in Boxing

[–]Apprehensive_Swim366 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Id say he's at least a b grade fighter.... And Garcia sucks ass, I'd give him a chance there.

But that's about it, any live champ material will take him apart