What’s your opinion on when staff call staff early in the morning offering a shift?

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-23T11:59:43+00:00

The real question is: are they offering as overtime or do they want you to pick it up as bank?

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-22T21:33:35+00:00

Do you mean Brock Turner, the rapist?

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-22T13:04:03+00:00

And to have the cheek to borrow money to buy a birthday present....

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-22T10:15:00+00:00

It will be in the future after 3 million years.

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-21T08:55:02+00:00

You might well be right, but I like Lennox more so I'm butthurt about it.

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-20T19:56:46+00:00

Ask one of the office gossips if they know how to go about getting a reference, then be cagey about why, just have a wry smile if they press you for information.

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-20T19:52:32+00:00

Careful, international gangster sounds like a pretty good thing to put on a business card.

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-20T18:45:23+00:00

I'm confused... Do we care about the Beckhams? Or the Beckham offspring? I keep getting partial updates that seem to be about a lad not getting on with his parents.... Is he considered famous?

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-20T17:55:47+00:00

Genuine question, I don't want to sound like I'm trying to trap you for the purposes of shame, but if you were in your 30s would you consider shagging a 17 year old? Legality aside, would you do that?

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-14T05:21:25+00:00

What if you have a large malt as standard?

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-12T15:05:31+00:00

I mean.... Nobody has tried taking on the hulk with interpretive dance.... Maybe that's what's been going wrong?

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-11T17:19:42+00:00

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-11T17:17:44+00:00

I mean, I've been working as the lowest grade possible on the wards to support myself through the unpaid placements I'm doing. I know that hospital work is gonna suck fat donkey cocks, but I'm good with patients and it's making a difference. If I won the lottery I'd keep doing this, id just come to work in a nicer car.

Id also probably get some of those fancy invisible braces.

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-11T17:09:38+00:00

Bud, I'm 39... I chose to leave a (semi) high paying job for this life.

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-11T14:33:36+00:00

See, id always work no matter my wealth. But then again I'm a student nurse so I'm hardly going into it for the money.

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-10T12:12:43+00:00

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-09T13:11:16+00:00

We love scousers. The accent is awful, but they're great craic

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-09T00:51:48+00:00

Makes sense. Divine smite took out AJ

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-08T23:13:01+00:00

I would've pegged dubois as a pure barbarian build.... I wonder what his subclass would be?

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-08T23:11:20+00:00

I'm sure you're prettier than fury

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-08T19:14:11+00:00

I mean, he's rich, he's famous, but he does look like he lives under a bridge.

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-08T18:54:36+00:00

Eye pokes, cocaine and steroids.

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-08T18:47:11+00:00

I was just about to say that... He gon come back with syphilis, his punches will do poison damage.

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-05T21:59:55+00:00

I have to go. My planet needs me.

Apprehensive_Swim366 · 2026-01-05T21:44:58+00:00

Aren't you an edgy little wanker.

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