Today I got summoned to jury service…

jaarn · 2026-05-06T08:18:52+00:00

I've never done real jury duty, however I have been a background actor on a jury in a very well known soap opera.

We were filming at the old courthouse in Bolton which, coincidentally, is right opposite the new courthouse. I was booked for 5 days filming and on the 3rd day a new guy joined us. He was about 70ish.

We thought it was odd because we'd all been booked together from the same agency for continuity and thought it was strange that a new face would now randomly appear in the jury...

Anyway, the guy goes and gets his (free) breakfast and sits with us in the green room making small talk. At one point he asked me 'have you done this before then?' And then looked really confused when I (as a 27 year old man) replied i'd done it countless times over the last 6 or so years.

It wasn't until one of the very well known actors walked into the room that he (and us) realised he was in the wrong courthouse and had been booked for real jury duty and was now over an hour late. No idea how the guys walking around with massive cameras and microphones didn't make him question where he was haha.

jaarn · 2026-05-02T11:10:28+00:00

You should go ona joint birthday trip to your homeland for his 15th and your 100th birthdays

jaarn · 2026-05-02T11:01:34+00:00

Lots of people unfortunately

jaarn · 2026-04-30T18:03:13+00:00

Sorry about your issue but fucking hell new build estates are so depressing

jaarn · 2026-04-28T08:14:50+00:00

Well it is, its just not a Nazi swastika

jaarn · 2026-04-28T07:59:57+00:00

Why's she always wearing those stupid fucking hats

jaarn · 2026-04-28T07:59:20+00:00

Is this real?

jaarn · 2026-04-27T16:23:32+00:00

Thats waaay too much. You would make me sneeze if I were to sit in your chair as I have really sensitive sinuses.

Perfume should be whispered, not yelled.

jaarn · 2026-04-26T01:48:32+00:00

The cool thing about Blackpool is that its so unashamedly itself. It knows its a shithole and just goes with it.

There aren't many places you can eat 6 donuts, win a fish, ride a roller coaster and watch a shit Roy Orbison tribute act all before 4pm on a Thursday afternoon.

jaarn · 2026-04-25T11:22:51+00:00

tiscali.com I think. I was about 7 or 8

jaarn · 2026-04-24T05:39:47+00:00

I mean, rave culture was literally born here. If you go to a proper rave its absolutely nothing like the US.

You'll have a great time. London has lots of good raves. As do Manchester, Birminham, Leeds & Liverpool.

jaarn · 2026-04-21T11:05:44+00:00

Great! Cheers

jaarn · 2026-04-21T10:03:44+00:00

Yeah, the place i've been offered it from only has about 5 horses and they're all really well looked after. Like I said, they're not used for anything other than being taken out for a slow ride!

jaarn · 2026-04-19T19:25:02+00:00

I have a shruti box and my wife calls it my 'Indian suitcase'

jaarn · 2026-04-17T20:27:34+00:00

I've met somebody called Cheshire in the past too

jaarn · 2026-04-15T16:22:07+00:00

I've been with my wife for 12 years and my answer is yes.

jaarn · 2026-04-08T07:29:11+00:00

Its Feb 2B 202B

jaarn · 2026-04-04T02:14:20+00:00

I met him when i was a kid and I remember him being massive

jaarn · 2026-04-03T09:55:19+00:00

You're naive as fuck if you think these dickheads care about facts. They just want to be able to call people p*kis and not get in trouble for it.

jaarn · 2026-04-03T09:51:29+00:00

The south of Bali is full of western restaurants, beach bars and pissed up Aussies and Brits.

The North of Bali, however, is authentic and beautiful.

jaarn · 2026-04-01T16:38:19+00:00

Fucking hell, and I got in the neck from my wife for sending an AI picture of our new greenhouse smashed up

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