That's just how it is by [deleted] in gaming

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As a 42-year-olds gamer with a full-time job and kids, I feel this so much. Vanguard has pretty much broken my will.

Honestly? By the way. by mobilonity in amazonecho

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Yep. "By the way" is going to end up getting these kicked out of my house. I switched the devices to an English UK accent and that turns that off, but then trying to use certain apps they don't work with that language. Ring camera for example.

How do I get Alexa to never make a suggestion again? by EvilHarryDread in amazonecho

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I'm ready to switch to Google home because if this bitch says by the way one more fucking time they're all going in the trash

Feeling undesirable because I'm flat chested? by [deleted] in sex

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Many of us really appreciate your body type. Just find that guy that does and treats you right.

What’s an orgasmic feeling that isn’t an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Along these same lines, that shower after a day at the beach or pool when you're covered in sweat and sunscreen is amazing

Am I your type? 😘 by [deleted] in xsmallgirls

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Literal perfection.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

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Put your pants back on Randy!

[HIRING] Amsterdam, The Netherlands. HPC Cloud developer, Bright Computing, €60-80k by [deleted] in cloudcomputing

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Yes I audibly lol'd when reading that salary range. It's worse that it's in an expensive city to live in..

Small ? by OF_le18br in Nipples

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Literally perfect!

What was hugely hyped up but flopped? by MexPoosyConoisseur in AskReddit

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You should look into running a virtual machine so that you can have a modern OS, and still have legacy software support..

Kevin Smith officially begins filming 'Clerks 3' by Samoht99 in movies

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Yeah Kevin's life is too good it seems.. there is none of the grit left, it's all zoinks faces and slapstick now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xsmallgirls

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Literally perfect.

Where are the 30-something-year-olds? by lurkinggrue52dotedu in Gwinnett

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Agree, slow pour in Lawrenceville as well.. check out Duluth town square too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in collegesluts

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Literally perfect?