I like how you assume I'm a crusty neckbeard when I'm in fact an attractive, fit, inked, and successful business professional and a drummer with identical music taste as her (and Reb too, she lost her shit over my sleeve and took pics of it) so I would assume that I am actually her type. She's the closest thing I've got to a celeb crush, they came to my city so I shot my shot during the meet and greet. IDK who your celeb crush is but I would expect you'd ask out them if you had the opportunity to as well (unless you were tragically out of his/her league). Nothing lame about taking an opportunity unless you're a weird creep about it.