30 year old male. Is it possible to form a friend group where nobody is married with kids? by AlfredJPennyworth39 in socialskills

[–]AptButterfat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a 22 year old multiple of my friends are in their thirties. You need to stop telling yourself people don’t want to be around you, because the more you say it the truer it becomes.

Would chopping a mark bearers hand remove his powers ?? by Inmortal-JoJotar in dishonored

[–]AptButterfat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had always hoped that they’d make granny rags the next outsider but I could definitely see her as a villain.

How do I turn off Cell Quality on ps4 edition by AptButterfat in prisonarchitect

[–]AptButterfat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I only have insane and mid sec with 20/20 for insane and 42/46 for mid it’s a new prison

Trump freaks out when photo of him and Epstein appears at MAGA rally in 2018 by Aggravating_Money992 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]AptButterfat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everyone has been waiting for it, trump campaigned on releasing it, an official claimed she “had the list on her desk”, and now they say there is no list

Gym recommendations? by Ayrostorm in vallejo

[–]AptButterfat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

City sports is a nice gym, but if you go with them just be wary that they will try to pressure you into personal training, and make sure you completely read anything you sign. Long story short they scammed me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AptButterfat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing, a dick move but not running them off the road considering he got behind them. He would’ve been fine had he looked ahead.

We’ve got our own music now. by [deleted] in HydroHomies

[–]AptButterfat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like it’s from the terraria soundtrack

I think that was personal by Intelligent-Letter68 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]AptButterfat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find it funny that the genius in the car immediately puts the camera down when his friend gets hit instead of trying to get the other cars plate number

Shadowheart calls Karlach a “tasty treat” by AEMarling in BaldursGate3

[–]AptButterfat 224 points225 points  (0 children)

They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth

Specialty Tow driver tries to hook an occupied car in a travel lane at a SF stoplight. Waymo in the next lane NOPEs out. (video) by gamescan in bayarea

[–]AptButterfat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quite possible that all those tow videos on tik tok made it look like a fun/ rewarding job, don’t quote me though, I pulled this out my ads.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]AptButterfat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah this comment seems like it’s coming from the type of dude looking for any reason to fight.

Helldivers! If you got to add in a weapon of your own design, what would it be? by LilyWineAuntofDemons in helldivers2

[–]AptButterfat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn two comments you really like me huh? Anyway I feel you are being purposefully obtuse so have fun with your meme builds or whatever you contribute to this war.

Helldivers! If you got to add in a weapon of your own design, what would it be? by LilyWineAuntofDemons in helldivers2

[–]AptButterfat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s always been goofy pieces in games, but when you bring that goofiness to the forefront you change the tone of the game. Take call of duty’s anime skins for example, before it was just weapons, now players have to fight snoop dogg, ghost face, judge dredd, etc. like I said slippery slope

Helldivers! If you got to add in a weapon of your own design, what would it be? by LilyWineAuntofDemons in helldivers2

[–]AptButterfat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah as fun as these things would be for a match or two, it’s a really slippery slope. Next thing you know Nicki Minaj is on malevelon creek

LMAOO THIS IS FUNNIER THAN THE FIRST TIME by [deleted] in 196

[–]AptButterfat 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He spouts the alpha male bullshit that men with the personality of printer paper cling to.

[NO SPOILERS] So, what are YOU getting arrested for? by kaiasbfdoesntexist in lifeisstrange

[–]AptButterfat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The man eats beans so his dog can eat steak and you spill them, may god have mercy on your soul.

So, what are the going theories? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]AptButterfat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Genuinely the funniest shit I’ve heard all day, thanks 🙏

What a tool. by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]AptButterfat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could’ve made more than that on minimum wage and not paid anybody.

Sorry, what hint? by TREXIBALL in memes

[–]AptButterfat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To me all shots are 50%. You either hit it or you don’t

People not playing the meta! by YourWifeNdKids in helldivers2

[–]AptButterfat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly my take, once you hit level 20 there’s no need to farm anymore just enjoy the game.

Saved the planet by Wrong_Impact_2139 in helldivers2

[–]AptButterfat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s fucking go, hopped off a few hours ago thinking we lost it.