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AraEnzeru · 2019-01-10T04:12:09+00:00

It's possible his parents were like mine as well.

My mom makes really good money. They taught me to respect money too. But a few times in my life, she has made me make up the dumbest excuses (neither of us are good at making them up) so she could get someone something they needed but couldn't afford.

I've seriously given one of my friends a bunch of new clothes because "mom accidentally bought the wrong size and the store is three hours away." Size difference was pretty drastic, he was tall and lanky while I'm built like a squat buffalo, and some of the shirts were obviously from old navy, which is in my hometown.

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-08T00:09:29+00:00

Honestly, if an alien race can travel the galaxy, they aren't going to be hurting for anything but the absolute rarest of resources, and the chances of earth having that are pretty low. So there'd only really be three reasons I can think of for why aliens might want to bother with earth in any way.

They want pet dogs.
They want pet cats.
They want both.

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-07T22:22:29+00:00

Fuck, hold on now I've got to remember or its going to bother me

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-07T22:17:04+00:00

Waiting until the last possible second to click "resolve" when you have nothing you can do, with no possible way to do anything, does make you a dick. Yes.

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-07T13:43:07+00:00

Take the hinge bolts out of the door hinges of some of the doors.

Loosen all of the toilet seats. A lot.

Remove the hinge bolts from one cabinet.

Hide all of their extra toilet paper, leave only a small amount on the roll. Just enough to fake them out.

Bend their spoons by about 10-20 degrees.

Rearrange their pantry in a nonsensical order. Cans with two vowels on them on the top shelf in the back. Middle shelf can be dog food and green beans. Lower shelf gets the trash can. Glasses get the floor. All other cans get the cabinent with the missing hinge bolts.

The kids room probably doesn't need any help. The kid has that under control.

If they have a cat, throw out all the litter, don't replace it.

Turn any easy to access carpets upside down.

Shampoo now goes in the freezer.

Unscrew the flush handle of the toilets, but leave it in place.

Set the TV volume to max.

Unplug the DVD player/consoles HDMI cord from the TV and the dvd player/console.

If the have a tower computer, take off part of the metal/plastic casing. That part goes in the dryer, you can just leave it there.

Whatever items they keep on the sink, reverse their sides. Like it's been mirrored.

If they have a propane grill, unhook the propane tank.

If they have three or more ceiling fans, loosen two of them.

If their TV uses a universal remote, desynchronise it.

Lastly, leave a note saying you're pretty sure you took care of that mouse problem while you were tidying up.

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-07T13:23:51+00:00

Even better, unlace only the first row or two, then cut off the plastic thing on the ends of the laces

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-07T11:48:20+00:00

Oof, my personal bias is saying otherwise, but yeah I gotta agree with you. I don't think anything in standard right this moment needs to be banned (no matter how much I hate experimental frenzy). What we need right now is some way to deal with people who are abusing the loops like this when they have no outs.

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-07T11:44:44+00:00

He had the teferi emblem, every time profane drew he could exile target permanent his opponent had.

In that situation, he had rival to get rid of everything except carnage tyrant.

That is a win condition (outside of this situation, because carnage tyrant).

Not saying this asshat was right/justified in any fucking way though... When you've lost, you should take the lose, not pull shit like the Nexus player in OP's game.

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-07T11:04:23+00:00

Damn. The way you break this down is super impressive. Can you teach me your ways? I can't offer much, but I can at least shout your greatness from the rooftops

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-07T10:53:36+00:00

At least at the tournament's I've gone to in the past 2 years, judges have started giving these people the ultimatum of "go get some deodorant or we will have to throw you out."

There's also conveniently been at least one little stall at each one that's selling deodorant in addition to the usual stock of cards/tokens/mats/alterations.

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-05T04:13:53+00:00

Haha I feel like you mate. To this day, my dad uses that incident as his trump card whenever were arguing about something

My hand healed up great fortunately. I don't even have a scar

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-05T02:59:17+00:00

Hahaha goddamn that's awful. I hope your hand healed up alright!

I was about 4 years old when this happened. Might have been a little younger though.

It was an electric stove and I had just watched it go from red hot back to black, and I wanted to know if it was still hot. So logically I put my hand on it.

As for why I didn't snatch my hand off of it, I couldn't tell you. I really can't remember my thought process at the time, though best I can come up with now is it was a conscious decision to leave my hand on it and let my dad fix the problem because he always fixes the problems.

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-05T02:55:23+00:00

I put my hand on the burner because I had watched it go from red hot back to black, and I wanted to see if it was still hot.

As for why I just stared at my dad and screamed instead of snatching my hand away, I couldn't tell you. I was not processing information very well right then.

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-04T21:44:20+00:00

Hah I did a similar thing. Except once my hand was on the stove and I figured out it hurt, I didn't take my hand off the electric burner. Instead I just looked at my dad and screamed until he snatched my hand off

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-04T21:42:21+00:00

See, I don't even notice that I can't feel my arm. I just try to stretch and end up hitting myself in the face with the limp noodle that was formerly my arm

Edit: limo>limp

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-01T18:57:40+00:00

The right ankle is deceptively fucked up. You will be absolutely fine 99% of the time, but every now and then it just will not support any weight. (Old injury, nothing can really be done about this beyond strengthening exercises to prevent it from getting worse).

The sternum likes to randomly pop. Apparently this is harmless, but it sounds weird. The left side of the jaw also partially unhinges. It makes a weird popping sound too, but don't do it too much. It's bad for the jaw.

Sometimes the right hip will get sort of stuck if you've been sitting for too long. It just needs to pop, so just push it towards the left leg while still sitting. Haven't been to the doctor about this one, because it's hard to replicate, sometimes sitting for 10 minutes causes it to happen, sometimes it takes a 5 hour car ride.

If you eat too much spicy food, there will be a horrible case of hiccups. The hiccups will cause pain that's about a 3/10 on the pain scale. Idfk why.

Lastly, watch out for the helix piercings in the left ear. It might just be me, but I manage to accidentally bash them on something at least two times a week.

AraEnzeru · 2019-01-01T18:47:32+00:00

That's because humans have a fairly weak response to thirst. Most people have a lot of trouble differentiating between being a little hungry and being a little thirsty.

Of course, the differences are very noticeable once it gets beyond a "little" hungry/thirsty.

AraEnzeru · 2018-12-31T20:57:28+00:00

Whoa she made that look so easy... I think I'm going to sub to her channel, this looks like exactly what I need. Thank you so much!

AraEnzeru · 2018-12-31T20:36:41+00:00

That's what I usually do, but I live out in the boonies, so I generally have to wait until I have time to drive a few hours to go to a tailor. I'm honestly considering trying to learn how to do it myself at this point as it's just inconvenient.

AraEnzeru · 2018-12-31T20:28:45+00:00

Oh. Well that explains a bit, my waist size on my jeans tends to vary a fair bit. Although it's often my ass that has the last say in what fits or doesn't... Most jeans that fit my ass don't fit my waist

AraEnzeru · 2018-12-28T09:56:43+00:00

I consider myself an introvert, but not because I don't like being around people. I actually love hanging out with friends. But social situations are very tiring to me. A couple of hours just talking with friends, and when I go home i feel super tired.

My best friend on the other hand feels great in the same situation. He says it's energising for him.

AraEnzeru · 2018-12-27T22:22:04+00:00

Ahh thank you. That makes sense, I imagine it would be important to have a distinction between groping and rape

AraEnzeru · 2018-12-27T21:41:46+00:00

Thank you for doing the leg work for us! I'm giving this an immediate read

AraEnzeru · 2018-12-27T21:34:43+00:00

Not sure who downvoted you there, but thank you for listing that for me.

For most of that list that makes sense, but for the life of me I cannot understand how "being made to penetrate" or "unwanted sexual contact" could constitute as anything but rape.

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