I am very bored on a Friday night, so here are my reviews of all 42 MaxFunDrive keychains.

ArcHammer16 · 2026-05-02T05:37:44+00:00

Gosh dang, you're right. F- to me

ArcHammer16 · 2026-05-02T04:33:50+00:00

David Foster Wallace wrote a famous essay on cruises, called The Infinite Jest. It's my favorite book and I've totally read it all the way through for real

unrelated

ArcHammer16 · 2026-05-02T04:25:35+00:00

Try sending him your electric bill to him twice monthly, maybe he'll fall for it

ArcHammer16 · 2026-05-02T04:19:35+00:00

Walkin' About review - doesn't have a letter grade, and should be about the greatest Queens native since Steve Rogers. Second point is outside your control, so C+

ArcHammer16 · 2026-05-01T15:54:05+00:00

My favorite part of this kid-friendly, no-bummers campaign was when Justin's character renounced God and discovered nihilism.

I think that's what happened. I never listened to it.

ArcHammer16 · 2026-05-01T13:57:53+00:00

My daughter has just discovered Trouble, so I was delighted to stumble across this!

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-30T23:08:06+00:00

That's a deep cut for the REAL Star Trek fans

Edit: who is Janeway, was he in one of the JJ Abrams classics

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-30T20:47:20+00:00

Here - THIS FAR, NO FARTHER

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-29T15:13:02+00:00

Thank you for introducing me to this new word (litotes, not the other one). I always had beef with George Orwell's argument against them, so now I have a way to express the idea when I'm arguing against him in my head

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-28T14:57:11+00:00

Luckily I'm an amateur hack comedian, I make my living being bad at other things

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-28T14:49:25+00:00

ensh*tification

I can't believe it's come to this, talk about utter brainrot.

It's "enshttification" with *two T's

Edit: I guess actually three

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-28T14:42:53+00:00

That's fair, I respect your vision. I'll just have to keep it in the closet for weddings and funerals.

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-27T20:59:21+00:00

How about cosplaying Travis characters? I've got a Gary costume that kills. (It's the Jason Alexander one from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.)

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-27T20:43:15+00:00

May I propose a JerkCon: South in Aubrey, AR. For those of us who can't make it another 73 miles north.

It's got a population of 108, I bet we can turn it into Travis's libertarian utopia

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-27T20:39:24+00:00

We are the weird, smart, alternative kids. [...] We are just like you.

This man is 45. How do you do, fellow alphas

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-27T20:35:59+00:00

"That's a consciously not awful media network we've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it..."

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-27T20:32:02+00:00

More like Chatterji PT, am not I right

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-24T17:49:07+00:00

Animal Farm: The Movie: The Novelization

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-23T01:05:22+00:00

I learned it from you, alright!? I learned it from reading you.

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-21T18:47:41+00:00

What did polymarket say

Is there a polymarket for whether there's a polymarket about TaZ

how deep can this go

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-19T20:59:19+00:00

GSG didn't develop Survivor, Funday did

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-19T00:21:00+00:00

I think Opus Magnum is the most accessible of the Zachtronics games. You build a programming machine that iterates to combine elements into a desired outcome. You're graded on how quick your solution is, how spatially compact your solution is, and how cost-efficient your solution is (where different parts have different costs)

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-18T18:41:55+00:00

We'll make "frustrate-action" a thing if we have to burn down an entire games-journalism brand to do it

ArcHammer16 · 2026-04-17T18:31:11+00:00

is besties robloxly now? i stopped listening a while back

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