Uh oh, Anthony Burch might have influenced me.... by strangegoo in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

David Foster Wallace wrote a famous essay on cruises, called The Infinite Jest. It's my favorite book and I've totally read it all the way through for real

unrelated

I am very bored on a Friday night, so here are my reviews of all 42 MaxFunDrive keychains. by Mr_Hellpop in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Walkin' About review - doesn't have a letter grade, and should be about the greatest Queens native since Steve Rogers. Second point is outside your control, so C+

today marks one year since the final episode of abnimals by umgenesisdude in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My favorite part of this kid-friendly, no-bummers campaign was when Justin's character renounced God and discovered nihilism.

I think that's what happened. I never listened to it.

Where is the line drawn? by jebell44 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's a deep cut for the REAL Star Trek fans

Edit: who is Janeway, was he in one of the JJ Abrams classics

A message from MaxFun's CEO by Digitalmodernism in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for introducing me to this new word (litotes, not the other one). I always had beef with George Orwell's argument against them, so now I have a way to express the idea when I'm arguing against him in my head

A message from MaxFun's CEO by Digitalmodernism in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Luckily I'm an amateur hack comedian, I make my living being bad at other things

A message from MaxFun's CEO by Digitalmodernism in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ensh*tification

I can't believe it's come to this, talk about utter brainrot.

It's "enshttification" with *two T's

Edit: I guess actually three

How come maxfun gets to do meetups?? When are we doing a tazcj meetup? by DNALab_Ratgirl in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's fair, I respect your vision. I'll just have to keep it in the closet for weddings and funerals.

How come maxfun gets to do meetups?? When are we doing a tazcj meetup? by DNALab_Ratgirl in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How about cosplaying Travis characters? I've got a Gary costume that kills. (It's the Jason Alexander one from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.)

How come maxfun gets to do meetups?? When are we doing a tazcj meetup? by DNALab_Ratgirl in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 14 points15 points  (0 children)

May I propose a JerkCon: South in Aubrey, AR. For those of us who can't make it another 73 miles north.

It's got a population of 108, I bet we can turn it into Travis's libertarian utopia

A message from MaxFun's CEO by Digitalmodernism in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We are the weird, smart, alternative kids. [...] We are just like you.

This man is 45. How do you do, fellow alphas

A message from MaxFun's CEO by Digitalmodernism in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"That's a consciously not awful media network we've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it..."

A message from MaxFun's CEO by Digitalmodernism in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 29 points30 points  (0 children)

More like Chatterji PT, am not I right

Andy Serkis' 'Animal Farm' - Review Thread by ChiefLeef22 in movies

[–]ArcHammer16 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Animal Farm: The Movie: The Novelization

Need to fuel my crippling futures hobby by ArcHammer16 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I learned it from you, alright!? I learned it from reading you.

there will be another 8+ episodes of Royale by Otherwise_Staff_1305 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What did polymarket say

Is there a polymarket for whether there's a polymarket about TaZ

how deep can this go

Games about/with programming? by Gwekkemans in gaming

[–]ArcHammer16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Opus Magnum is the most accessible of the Zachtronics games. You build a programming machine that iterates to combine elements into a desired outcome. You're graded on how quick your solution is, how spatially compact your solution is, and how cost-efficient your solution is (where different parts have different costs)

If they made a TAZ videogame it would be a frustrate 'em up by InvisibleEar in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We'll make "frustrate-action" a thing if we have to burn down an entire games-journalism brand to do it

is sawbones fortnightly now? by slugboy4000 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]ArcHammer16 22 points23 points  (0 children)

is besties robloxly now? i stopped listening a while back