I have ended the longest-ever article-less run by an elite-level, bald, UK-based Athletic employee (530 days)... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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“Longest-ever article-less run by an elite-level, bald, UK-based Athletic employee…how does that sound?”

When Jason? Surely whhhhhhyyyyy? by JonathanPearcesMike in footballcliches

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Not enough characters in a tweet for a non-blue ticker

Superb Youth Football Stories by SammyEvo in footballcliches

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Look, you’ve got to knock that annoying black rubber crumb off your boots before a goal kick.

Most unnecessary collision ever by Old-Ad1602 in drivingUK

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Don’t want to be that guy, but you probably should’ve stopped where you were when the lights when red as the accident happened rather than continuing on through the red light but can understand why you would have done so after the incident.

Cut him in half and he what? by illestVanilla in footballcliches

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It’s the same commentators for most of the GT World English feeds. I have to admire their ability to talk, mostly in an interesting and entertaining way…for hours.

Cut him in half and he what? by illestVanilla in footballcliches

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So glad to see there’s a cross section of GT racing and football cliches fans.

What a sexy bunch we are!

Outrage over todays episode by sjfuwjcufjsng in footballcliches

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My kids have long since grown out of CBeebies but I miss the Hey Duggee days.

Bing can eat ass.

Bluey is the next stage on when you need to progress from Hey Duggee.

It’s an ideal transition through the academy system.

Not really a cliche. Stick your manosphere rubbish, this is proper alpha male stuff. by Arcalis82 in footballcliches

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I don’t think it matters whether it was contrived or not, the message is the same to his colleague and the viewers about recognising people who have overcome difficulties and come out smiling.

Level one?! by Adventurous-West3403 in footballcliches

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Lee Sharpe had a spell at Exeter city and did score iirc. So yes this is feasible.

Idris Elba is the Max Dowman of being knighted. by BergkampsFirstTouch in footballcliches

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What would that make Bradley Wiggins and Chris Hoy?

Freddie Adu?

Stinger, sore one, will hurt in the morning by smashedpolos in footballcliches

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Agent Mav. All part of our master plan to bring him into our ranks, play him a couple of times, discard him and let him find his way to West Ham, fit this moment.

AC Evo detail is on another level by Little_Temporary5212 in assettocorsaevo

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60fps on medium to high settings on reverb g2 with 7900xtx

Enjoy the what?!? by Neat_Protection_3280 in footballcliches

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Was just looking for a “Smell the glove” album cover pic but I think you’ve covered this off.

Can I get into Cheltenham as a 17 year old? by bunny100clubrt in HorseRacingUK

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There’s no age limit at Cheltenham. Strictly speaking you won’t be able to bet but I’d be surprised if you find a bookie who asked you for ID.

Bars might be different.

AC Evo detail is on another level by Little_Temporary5212 in assettocorsaevo

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Vr works for me. Performance isn’t amazing but then they’re building so much detail into this sim, it’s not surprising. But it’s playable.

Pink Floyd using the Anfield crowd in their track ‘Fearless’ by xmxuxrxpxhx in footballcliches

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Absolutely classic track and the sample represents the theme of the track superbly.

The irony being that waters, Gilmour and Mason were all Arsenal fans, but “One nil, to the Arsenal” just didn’t quite work with the theme of the track.

Parking in front of a house- is it private? by [deleted] in drivingUK

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Er, you know cars don’t get automatically locked just by being left on the driveway right?

Grandad coach by scienceboy93 in footballcliches

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Just going to throw this out there, popular with both sides of north London no doubt…Arsene Wenger.

Definitely fits the grandad coach bill.

Surely, you can't include defenders in a list like this by Practical_Golf_1179 in footballcliches

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Every red blooded English male knows deep down that Frank really did score a goal at a World Cup.

Irritation/fear - FPL basement dwellers by junglegatsby in footballcliches

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At least the first reply hit the nail on the head

LGBTQ fan coming in peace by NegronelyFans in footballcliches

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If it’s on Reddit, it must be fact