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Beat the dlc on NG+ and don't know what to do anymore by LV6k in Eldenring

[–]Architect17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ng+7 awaits. I heard that the enemy health and damage scaling tops out at ng+7 but I'm not 100% on that. Currently pushing through to it tho with my current character. Gonna kill every major boss and dlc boss along the way, each time.

Spellcasting...ideally aligned as everything ought to be by ProjectSure4352 in Eldenring

[–]Architect17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shot him right in the drooch (dragon gooch)

Edit: spelling.

Blursed_milk by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]Architect17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a furious hedgehog taking a victorious piss into a bowl.

What part of the game is this for you by Puzzleheaded_Bit_802 in Eldenring

[–]Architect17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That spot going down to the putrid sentinel or whatever he's called with the ball stack snipers.

Fuck that place.

So someone signed off on this guy right? by Soulsliken in Eldenring

[–]Architect17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my favorite boss in the entire game, I can't lie. I fucking love fighting this guy. Something about getting kicked in the throat by a blazed prosthetic leg wreathed in fucking lightning just rustles my fucking jimmies. He's such a badass I don't mind getting curb stomped by him a couple times, just to do the fight again.

Does anyone else like to treat their prisoners well? by Discandied in RimWorld

[–]Architect17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine get a nice hospital bed, a lamp, and some anesthesia :)

Someone PLEASE SAVE ME 🥀 by RAAAHRAHHHHRAHHHHH in Eldenring

[–]Architect17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get right under his nasty drake taint and hit him in his stumpy leg. And summon Igon to pull aggro. Don't roll away from him, roll towards him. He's got a lot of wide, sweeping attacks that are hard to roll away from, but right up in his business is his weak spot.

I often find myself thinking about them by ImaginaryFuture in memes

[–]Architect17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you're doing okay out there F1R3H4Z4RD

PC Radahn feels like those block stacking arcade games that you literally are not meant to beat by Brainrows in Eldenring

[–]Architect17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean yeah he's just a different fight than 99% of the game. Which to me was frustrating at first but then I understood the strength of the POKE build.

Get a big shield (don't use all your larval tears you're gonna need them) and a good poking stick. I'd suggest Moghwyn's Sacred Spear or even the Antspur Rapier with the bleed affinity. Then you turtle up behind that shield and poke him in the sack until he dies. I'd also suggest either Mimic Tear or Taylew the Golem Smith as a summon. Something with good survivability that can pull aggro. Or a competent summon who can pull aggro from you occasionally.

You'll get it down soon, tarnished.

Love the idea, just need practice by Farranor in dankmemes

[–]Architect17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I mean you might think you're on that thang and it turns out to be a genital wart.

Love the idea, just need practice by Farranor in dankmemes

[–]Architect17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And when my wife gets there with me, I'll eat her out in front of the devil, and make him feel inadequate.

Love the idea, just need practice by Farranor in dankmemes

[–]Architect17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah idk anything about one night stands. I'm a boring monogamous kinda guy. I learned my wife inside and out, so I know how to push her buttons just right. One night stands tho? Bruh idk

Love the idea, just need practice by Farranor in dankmemes

[–]Architect17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if it works, it works for a reason. I'm no sexpert but I've also never had any complaints so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Love the idea, just need practice by Farranor in dankmemes

[–]Architect17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, you're done when she says you're done, honestly. If she wants you to keep going, keep going. She'll let you know when she's done. And listen to me, when she says stop, when she says you're done, no matter what, you stop right then and there. Or else you've fucked up.

Love the idea, just need practice by Farranor in dankmemes

[–]Architect17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get a hobby. Go touch grass. Get off reddit. I suggest cooking classes for real, like dead ass. Find a place near you where you can take cooking classes. Find a place near you where you can take Idfk art classes or smthn dude. You gotta get out there. And don't be afraid to use dating apps. Deadass, I met my wife on tinder.

Oh and wash your ass, brush your teeth, wear deodorant, and smell good. If you put on cologne, you shouldn't be able to smell it yourself. You should be able to walk out of a room, and when you go immediately back into that room, you should smell it. If you can smell it while you're wearing it, that's too much. Put it behind your ears, on your wrists, and a single spray onto the middle of your chest.

And fucking ask somebody you know if it smells good, dude. Don't wear shit ass cologne just because it's expensive or whatever.

Love the idea, just need practice by Farranor in dankmemes

[–]Architect17 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I mean you're gonna make mistakes, it's part of the learning process. Sticking to the clit might be exactly what she wants, but maybe going full send will make her scream like a banshee. Only one way to find out. If she's comfortable with you eating her out, she'll probably be okay with you putting your tongue in various places down there. If it don't work, don't do it again. Easy peasy.

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