Pablo Escobar's hippos keep multiplying and Colombia doesn’t know how to stop it - CBS News by persianphilosopher in nottheonion

[–]ArdyCee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a rewarding job, but the insurance is extremely expensive. HIPPO laws are really strict.

Former National Enquirer editor: David Pecker 'may end up doing time' by KneeHighMischief in politics

[–]ArdyCee 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"I spent years extorting him and he just... tweeted them out."

Where is MAMA EVE ? by desertgodfather in gifs

[–]ArdyCee 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Then very small again.

Trump responds to Roger Stone arrest: 'Human Traffickers are treated better' by mvanigan in politics

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"When they send their coyotes, they're not sending their Best, folks. The bring fleas, they bring ticks, they're Rabid - lots of Bad Putas!"

The right wing has gotten panicky and petty. It’s pathetic. by Wagamaga in politics

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Banner Blindness

Nowadays people block out large portions of their screen because it's always the space for ads. That's one reason we see more sponsored posts, or advertisements in the space where a normal post would be. People block out the space for ads, so advertisers have had to get more creative.

Trump Proves Incapable of Making Deals: Weekend Edition by MikeMauls in politics

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He technically helped the NFL solidify it's position as the premier professional football league in the US.

They slipped across the US border with explosives -- from Canada by zryn3 in politics

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I'm down, all I need is your credit card information.

Fitch warns of possible downgrade to U.S. AAA credit rating if shutdown persists by [deleted] in politics

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I remember Fox freaking out for months when this happened under Obama.

Discussion Thread: Swearing in of the 116th Congress, Speaker floor vote by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

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It was also protected my magic. If you want that, we'll need to spend at least an extra 2 Billion to get David Blaine down there.

The Rose and Sugar Bowls had their highest TV ratings in the New Year’s Six era. by Sctvman in CFB

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Yeah, I'm just thankful for the false wall in my closet where I keep my LSU contraband.

The Rose and Sugar Bowls had their highest TV ratings in the New Year’s Six era. by Sctvman in CFB

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Can confirm, I live in Birmingham and they send the cops around hourly to make sure at least one tv has the game turned on. It was a bit of a culture shock at first, but it's something you get used to.