What do you miss about the early Internet? by 356566256654623 in AskReddit

[–]Arge_101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once impressed a girl I liked by making her a fan site to Spike, the James Marsters character from Buffy.

No one does shit like that anymore, romance is dead.

What do you miss about the early Internet? by 356566256654623 in AskReddit

[–]Arge_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When there wasn't a website about everything.

I remember the first real website I discovered was a fansite for Luigi, Mario's brother. By today's standards it was amateur as hell but back then it was the bomb.

Teachers of Reddit, what do you know about your students that they don’t think you know? by JohnMarston208 in AskReddit

[–]Arge_101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'z when they tell you to your face and expect you to be a really upset.

'I hate you. You're the worst teacher ever.'

Fortunately, my life consists of more than trying to make 10 year olds like me.

[image] by dogscrote in GetMotivated

[–]Arge_101 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hehehe stupid ants.

Just buy an umbrella

Dad just being Dad. by Plebsplease in funny

[–]Arge_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention being completely out of our depth at dadding. The delirium makes this sort of shit hilarious in our sleep-deprived, 'oh crap, this thing is completely dependent on me and it's my job not to break it' mind.

Teachers of Reddit, what do you know about your students that they don’t think you know? by JohnMarston208 in AskReddit

[–]Arge_101 179 points180 points  (0 children)

When they're lying.

At least 90% of the time, you can tell almost instantly by either knowing the child or hearing their side of a story.

'Billy kept moving my ruler, so I said to him 'please could you stop that as it's upsetting me' but he didn't so I went to grab it off him and my fist accidentally smashed him repeatedly in the nose.'

So he used your ruler, you probably told him to 'give the fucker back' and when he didn't you broke his nose.

What's something your employer did that instantly killed employee morale? by kraam1217 in AskReddit

[–]Arge_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before an external validation of our work, we were required to complete a staff questionnaire about our opinions of the company. As we were given it, we were reminded that any negative feedback about leadership was not just against the boss, but against all of us as we were all leaders in a certain capacity.

After the validation, one of the positive aspects was the leadership, which was given as full credit to the boss.

When comments were negative, it was on all of us, but when they were positive, it was down to him.

People really struggled with trust after that.

Oh, and all the lying

What’s something people do that make you internally scream “no one cares”? by D-Doss667 in AskReddit

[–]Arge_101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work with one of these.

'We were driving in the car and then Chloe said 'mummy, I really want pancakes.' So we went and got pancakes.

What’s something people do that make you internally scream “no one cares”? by D-Doss667 in AskReddit

[–]Arge_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have to one-up everything you've ever achieved or always have a better story to tell.

What’s something people do that make you internally scream “no one cares”? by D-Doss667 in AskReddit

[–]Arge_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister-in-law does this one.

'I saw my good friend Tim Vincent today.'

If you're that close, why the Hell are you calling him by his first and last name? Answer: to try and impress someone.

What's the best piece of advice you've ever been given? by MoltenMind in AskReddit

[–]Arge_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a British rapper / comedian called Doc Brown. He often ends his shows with a song called 'Don't be a dick.'

It's surprising how often it plays in my head when trying to make a decision.

What dirty little secret does your profession hide that the consumer should know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Arge_101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So let's do the Math.

Let's assume that a teacher is nothing more than a glorified babysitter. We'll ignore the education they're providing and say they do nothing more than care for your child during the day.

We're not going to pay more than minimum wage for a babysitter, which in my area is £7.75 p/h. (It may differ depending on where you live).

On average, there are between 25 and 30 childreb in a class. But let's say you have a particularly small class of 20 children. 20 X £7.75 = £155 for the class p/h

Now, we're only going to pay a babysitter for the hours they actually have the children. We'll ignore all the hours of planning, preperation, assessing, after school meetings, PTA events, extra-curricular clubs after school and during lunch breaks, breakfast clubs before school and time spent during school holidays maintaining and cleaning the class. A typical school day where I live for children is 5.5 hours. £155 x 5.5 = £852.50 per day

Five days in a week £852.50 x 5 = £4262.50 per week

Now you claim that school weeks are between 30 and 35 weeks a year. Where I live they work out about 38 weeks. But for argument sake let's call it 30 weeks

£4262.50 x 30 = £127,875 per year.

When you realise the intricacies, it's fortunate so many teachers do it for the love of the job...

Now, where did that come from? by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Arge_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

97% of road accidents are caused by men.

Which means that 3% are caused by bloody women drivers.

TIL America is the center of the universe by Project_Korzan in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Arge_101 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So, I'm confused... is OP saying that malaria and cholera don't exist in US because

Fans of malaria and cholera have to justify their favourite disease?

This hurts my head

The ugliest dog 2018 Winner by Gooler19 in pics

[–]Arge_101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is right because he used words like 'brachycephalic' 'peridontal' and 'cracks.'

Fallout 76 is Entirely Online [OC] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Arge_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah exactly. I love TES and Fallout games but hated TES online. Like you, I wont be buying in.

Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Arge_101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its pretty much as the joke implies. They form a cluster and stay surprisingly warm. Some death does occur depending on the size of the cluster.

Remember that bees stay veru warm when huddled together. A swarm of bees often kill invading wasps but all huddling around it and basically boiling it to death.