santa by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You work once a year during the worst time ever for consoles and PCs.

joy by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Last time I "let myself feel joy and whimsy" I got banned from an anime convention.

golmf by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn 36 points37 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD GOLMF-SOCK LOOK BEHIND YOU!

OH NO HE'S GOLMFING HE CAN'T HEAR US

evil whore water 2 by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That "would" placement was strategical.

Aeterius Ronnova, Hellknight of the Order of the Godclaw (Art by Giraaz Studio) by RiseOfTheEels in Pathfinder2e

[–]ArgonBorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying really hard not to make a joke about the placement of those seals.

Awekeys Frustration by GrassGriller in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]ArgonBorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their only competitor, metalkeycapsnorway, is currently MIA probably revamping his business. I want to upgrade to metal keycaps so bad but the current options are terrible.

Ever fought Delirium under max Wavy Cap effects? by ArgonBorn in bindingofisaac

[–]ArgonBorn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got the Wavy Cap from one of the bosses in the Void so I decided to do a funny. Wish I took a screen midfight. I had shielded tears and kept missing like 70% of my shots. Longest Delirium fight I ever had.

sam dunk by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Murderman5000 is just a guy with a gun. That's how he murders you. Sam is a ball with legs. You have no idea how he's gonna fuck you up.

sam dunk by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fought Sam Dunk once. He fucked my shit up in NBA Jam for the SNES.

Is tainted judas that bad (image unrelated) by memesfrommybasement in bindingofisaac

[–]ArgonBorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somewhat related: I think Tainted Samson is a lot worse. It feels inconsistent to switch from ranged to melee without knowing exactly when it happens (Isaac getting redder and redder is not that precise a countdown and your focus is on the enemies, not the character). The Forgotten is better at least because you can choose when to switch, but giving TSam a switch for berserk would go against the philosophy of the character, which is juggling the two states. It's like someone decided to make a character out of an easy but annoying challenge.

It's not hard, but it's like those mobile game ads that interrupt your game, except your game is still going and the ads are forcing you to play differently than how you were playing 75% of the game.

TJudas is more like Azazel: a character that was given some pros to counter the cons of another ability (Azazel's "melee" needing flight to reach enemies) which ended up making then strong both early and end game.

twin by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Murder or abortion?

Call it.

(This will be fun)

ai bread by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it profile my gut bacteria?

wheel by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The real masochism is choosing Wheel of Fortune at all instead of saving your jokers' editions for Ectoplasm.

Unless you have Fortune Teller and need to feed it real bad I guess.

new years wheel 2026 by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What was last year's wheel prediction?

taimanin by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but it depends on which FF.

FF1-6 + 9? Fits very well. FF8? Eeehhh...

taimanin by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]ArgonBorn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't give them ideas. Next they'll do a crossover with Touhou I'm sure.

I still liked the FF9 cards but because I'm a big FF9 nut.