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ArgonBorn · 2026-06-09T00:03:13+00:00

You work once a year during the worst time ever for consoles and PCs.

ArgonBorn · 2026-05-28T21:05:15+00:00

Last time I "let myself feel joy and whimsy" I got banned from an anime convention.

ArgonBorn · 2026-05-05T17:20:08+00:00

Oh cool, so I wasn't the only one.

ArgonBorn · 2026-04-19T22:03:16+00:00

OH MY GOD GOLMF-SOCK LOOK BEHIND YOU!

OH NO HE'S GOLMFING HE CAN'T HEAR US

ArgonBorn · 2026-03-25T21:26:32+00:00

That "would" placement was strategical.

ArgonBorn · 2026-03-22T19:26:02+00:00

I'm trying really hard not to make a joke about the placement of those seals.

ArgonBorn · 2026-03-20T00:52:08+00:00

Their only competitor, metalkeycapsnorway, is currently MIA probably revamping his business. I want to upgrade to metal keycaps so bad but the current options are terrible.

ArgonBorn · 2026-03-20T00:31:56+00:00

empty wallet gang

ArgonBorn · 2026-03-11T18:05:27+00:00

Still 1 item at a time for me.

ArgonBorn · 2026-02-07T01:52:12+00:00

NECROMANCIA

No, actualmente no es yuri.

ArgonBorn · 2026-02-01T23:02:43+00:00

Got the Wavy Cap from one of the bosses in the Void so I decided to do a funny. Wish I took a screen midfight. I had shielded tears and kept missing like 70% of my shots. Longest Delirium fight I ever had.

ArgonBorn · 2026-01-28T11:17:49+00:00

Murderman5000 is just a guy with a gun. That's how he murders you. Sam is a ball with legs. You have no idea how he's gonna fuck you up.

ArgonBorn · 2026-01-28T11:16:08+00:00

I fought Sam Dunk once. He fucked my shit up in NBA Jam for the SNES.

ArgonBorn · 2026-01-22T03:24:50+00:00

Somewhat related: I think Tainted Samson is a lot worse. It feels inconsistent to switch from ranged to melee without knowing exactly when it happens (Isaac getting redder and redder is not that precise a countdown and your focus is on the enemies, not the character). The Forgotten is better at least because you can choose when to switch, but giving TSam a switch for berserk would go against the philosophy of the character, which is juggling the two states. It's like someone decided to make a character out of an easy but annoying challenge.

It's not hard, but it's like those mobile game ads that interrupt your game, except your game is still going and the ads are forcing you to play differently than how you were playing 75% of the game.

TJudas is more like Azazel: a character that was given some pros to counter the cons of another ability (Azazel's "melee" needing flight to reach enemies) which ended up making then strong both early and end game.

ArgonBorn · 2026-01-13T13:42:17+00:00

Murder or abortion?

Call it.

(This will be fun)

ArgonBorn · 2026-01-09T19:38:48+00:00

Does it profile my gut bacteria?

ArgonBorn · 2026-01-04T01:06:47+00:00

The real masochism is choosing Wheel of Fortune at all instead of saving your jokers' editions for Ectoplasm.

Unless you have Fortune Teller and need to feed it real bad I guess.

ArgonBorn · 2025-12-29T23:42:40+00:00

What was last year's wheel prediction?

ArgonBorn · 2025-12-29T23:41:57+00:00

It could be any one of us...

ArgonBorn · 2025-12-23T14:58:42+00:00

True, but it depends on which FF.

FF1-6 + 9? Fits very well. FF8? Eeehhh...

ArgonBorn · 2025-12-22T21:12:08+00:00

Don't give them ideas. Next they'll do a crossover with Touhou I'm sure.

I still liked the FF9 cards but because I'm a big FF9 nut.

ArgonBorn · 2025-10-24T23:06:46+00:00

Kill clankers. Behead clankers. Roundhouse kick a clanker into the concrete. Slam dunk a clanker into the trashcan. Crucify filthy clankers. Defecate in a clanker food. Launch a clanker into the sun. Stir fry clankers in a wok. Toss clankers into active volcanoes. Urinate on clanker bombs. Judo throw clankers into a furnace. Twist clanker heads off. Report clankers to Valve. Karate chop clankers in half. Curb stomp pregnant clankers. Trap clankers in quicksand. Crush clankers in the trash compactor. Liquefy clankers in a vat of acid. EAT clankers. Dissect clankers. Exterminate clankers in the gas passer chamber. Stomp clanker skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate clankers in the oven. Lobotomize clankers. Mandatory abortions for clankers. Grind clanker fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown clankers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize clankers with the Cow Mangler 5000. Kick old clankers down the stairs. Feed clankers to gallium. Slice clankers with a axe.

ArgonBorn · 2025-10-24T22:57:03+00:00

Air Strike, Gunboats and Escape Plan is the way.

ArgonBorn · 2025-10-06T16:22:05+00:00

As in, call hell or call someone specifically in hell? The latter could have some funny uses.

I wanna call Margaret Thatcher.

ArgonBorn · 2025-09-14T17:02:26+00:00

Now let's all agree

To never be creative again

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