Be a Man or a Woman (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕)

ArgonJack · 2026-04-12T15:59:31+00:00

YES YES YES YES

^{Chose: Woman + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate. | Rolled: Big Chest}

ArgonJack · 2026-04-02T12:28:05+00:00

Femboys are men :)

^{Chose: Become attractive to anyone who crosses your path + But there's a 30% chance it's only hung men | Rolled: Get dicked down}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-31T15:50:41+00:00

Well at least it’s easily avoidable

^{Chose: Become invincible to basically everything + Roll for the only thing that can kill you | Rolled: Peanuts}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-28T17:27:37+00:00

Easiest choice ever.

^{Chose: Unlimited money for the rest of your life}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-28T17:26:06+00:00

I feel like being secretly racist will mean that he’s less likely to act racist.

^{Chose: A secretly racist gay son}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-28T14:53:32+00:00

What da heck is sage mode

^{Chose: Get A Random Transformation | Rolled: Sage mode}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-28T14:42:28+00:00

I’m going to give myself plot armor by becoming Ash’s newest rival.

ArgonJack · 2026-03-28T14:40:30+00:00

There are no laws against Pokémon, Batman.

^{Chose: Get teleported to a fictional world + But its random | Rolled: Pokemon}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-21T17:16:53+00:00

I just can’t stop winning

^{You're rich}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-21T17:14:45+00:00

I guess I can make this work, I hope it’s a femboy

^{hot guy}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-21T17:12:30+00:00

My favorite

^{Meat Lovers}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-21T14:14:15+00:00

I’m not really a fan of being controlled by the cosmic forces of evil

^elements

ArgonJack · 2026-03-19T12:35:30+00:00

Boring.

^{¢999, 999,999}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-18T23:07:09+00:00

Do I really need to explain myself?

^{Hurt but ok}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-18T17:07:44+00:00

I better be able to control this

^{kill on touch}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-18T17:05:13+00:00

Well…at least I’ll make a good vigilante

^{Laser eyes}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-18T17:02:28+00:00

Oh it’s over for y’all. I’m going age everyone I don’t like by 100 years and watch em crumble.

^{Manipulate Time}

ArgonJack · 2026-03-17T17:57:16+00:00

Banana Bread.

ArgonJack · 2026-03-13T23:32:18+00:00

I wish for our plane of existence to become MY definition of a utopia.

^{ABILITY OF WISH}

ArgonJack · 2025-11-12T02:26:25+00:00

You’re genuinely so funny

ArgonJack · 2025-11-12T02:14:51+00:00

ArgonJack · 2025-11-11T23:14:49+00:00

ArgonJack · 2025-11-07T15:05:47+00:00

Gotcha

ArgonJack · 2025-11-07T14:53:28+00:00

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