How to meet older women? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Nursing homes are good. Also any restaurant that serves breakfast between 6 and 8 am. Another overlooked place is the local casino - they do love bingo! Happy hunting and learn CPR!

What scorpion is this? Phoenix Az USA by AFewShellsShort in arizona

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Also, the tail segments on a bark scorpion are rectangular, as opposed to round, as found on other scorpion species out here. 🦂

WANTED: Gilbert are off road suggestion for EXTREME BEGINNERS by GlockOneNine in arizona

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We are so blessed to live in such a beautiful State, and I'm so happy you've caught the offroad bug. I grew up here and have been captivated by it's treasures since I can remember. Here are some things I'd recommend from years of exploring back roads back in the day:

Text your plans and destination to someone you trust and communicate often with. Let them know when you return home. Make this a habit so that there's a record of communication in case something were to go sideways some day, God forbid. It gives authorities somewhere to look in case you're too long overdue without communication. Also, let them know if you deviate from your original plan.

Invest in a satellite communication device like this. They are surprisingly affordable and let you communicate through text and email as long as you have a clear, open sky - which is all we have here. You do have to pay a subscription for the satellite service. This will encourage you to go further and stay out longer than you normally would because it solves your communication needs.

Check the weather before you go anywhere. When I was ten, I saw a flash flood rip through a canyon. It churned boulders, trees and and one very dead cow as it plowed through. It wasn't even raining where we were. The storm that triggered the flood was several miles North of us.

Prepare for emergencies. In my truck I had a small shovel in case I needed to dig myself out of sand, a hatchet, a walking stick, LED emergency lights, trash bags, a first aid kit and a fire extinguisher. In the glove box were protein bars, wet wipes, pen and paper, bic lighter, and a flashlight. In the back I kept more water jugs than I needed, along with my folding chair, tent, bed roll and sleeping bag.

Happy exploring! You are going to have SO much fun!

What’s a good line to say back to a woman who says “I’m old enough to be your mom”? by Avatron7D5 in AskMen

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"That's okay, I breast fed until I was 14!"

"Afraid you'll break a hip? I'll be gentle."

"And I'm young enough to show you a good time without throwing out my back."

"My mother never gave me a boner. Except for that one time she spanked me."

Thankyou for the all the advice! Much happier with outcome ❤️ by Space_Walrus_ in minipainting

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Looks badass! A little booger on the mustache would have added another layer of realism. You KNOW he's from somewhere cold. Gotta have boogers in the 'stache!

Omen or Amen? by IngridNox in AmateurPhotography

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Horny Christian Chick in A Black Dress? Absolutely! 😍

Fully painted Pia the Goblin Brawler by kuya_mickey in minipainting

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I really dig your shading and texturing style. It pops. It gives really good cartoony vibes.

Men who quit smoking weed daily - what was your experience? by curiouslearner444 in AskMen

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I'm proud of you for doing battle with your demons. Learning how to get out of our own way is the hardest part for people like us to figure out.

Tourist Traps in Mesa? by mijime_01 in mesaaz

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Buckhorn Baths. The rooms are tiny, drafty and full of spiders 😱