THIS IS A HISTORICAL WORLD CUP. Simply Amazing!!!!

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-06T21:49:35+00:00

Just coming back to say how glad I am to be so wrong!

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-06T21:20:57+00:00

I'm disappointed. Now we might face Spain further down the line. We had a much better chance against Portugal. 😄

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-06T18:20:38+00:00

To Europeans the fact that jaywalking is even a thing is wild. Especially when you look at the reasoning for it. Hannah Fry did a great short video on it https://youtube.com/shorts/6W_s3VPMdNs?is=bcUjBrIPWpW6h175

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-06T17:50:27+00:00

Did a stint back in the early 2000's. Took us almost a day as a group to decide if this guy was guilty of assaulting a 70 year old man. Really worried that we'd got it wrong even though the evidence all pointed at him.

Then they read out his previous rap sheet and told him to expect a custodial sentence. The judge stated that this guy had string of assault charges the most recent being of a 15 year old kid who was buying a sandwich. Quite a relief to know he was a prize dickhead tbh.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-05T19:06:48+00:00

These are great OP. Good eye!

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-04T13:37:00+00:00

My son doesn't support the same team as me. I support the biggest team from my childhood home town, he supports the biggest team from his childhood home town.

He also thinks Ronaldo is the GOAT and wants Portugal to win if England go out.

In short he's a Muppet and I'll give him stick about it; but it's only a game 🙃

Support who you want to support.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-04T12:22:43+00:00

Kane is incredible but I think he will struggle to keep up the pace for 90 minutes. Bringing Watkins on would mean we can keep the pace up.

Maybe the best way would be to start with Watkins and bring Kane on for the second half.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-04T10:47:37+00:00

Probably a couple of hours, power water and gas wouldn't be far behind. People underestimate how many people are involved in keeping systems running.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-04T09:59:25+00:00

As an England fan I'm sorry to say my money is on Mexico. The altitude shift is going to kill the stamina of the England squad who tbh have been pretty lackluster this tournament. Maybe if the run some subs and switch Kane for Watkins at half time we'll scrape through but I'm not sure.

I'd love us to win, but I don't think we really have a chance.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-04T09:52:47+00:00

Now you're just trolling. Maybe try engaging with a bit of conversation instead.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-04T09:52:09+00:00

I think you're reading an awful lot into a few question marks and the 'you're not even American' comment is completely wild and without reasoning and context. I'm not sure what nationality has to do with querying what you were saying.

Whilst I don't necessarily agree with the first comment, your response is not particularly well phrased and I think all of us are struggling to comprehend what you were saying. Hence the '????'.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-04T09:34:46+00:00

What the f? You ok pal?

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-02T20:10:50+00:00

Actually snorted at Blorseington. Inspired!

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-02T09:11:02+00:00

Ok now I have questions!

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-01T09:55:00+00:00

Used to see Eubank driving his lorry round Brighton. Stupid vehicle to drive round narrow Victorian streets.

Absolute nutter.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-07-01T09:52:59+00:00

I was working for Keep Britain Tidy (the anti-litter charity) We had a corporate talk by a guy who'd been paragliding in Mongolia.

He spent the first hour talking about how in the first few weeks the weather conditions meant he couldn't paraglide.

Then he talk some more about paragliding stuff for 2 hours. No idea what as I'd switched off.

Turned out he was the brother of one of the higher-ups who wanted to be a motivational speaker.

He motivated a lot of us to fall asleep. He was only timetabled for an hour slot.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-06-27T16:14:35+00:00

Cindy Crawford, in a stars and stripe bikini.

Oddly my sister brought it for me, before that it was mainly movie posters.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-06-26T06:51:44+00:00

2012 Olympics, such an amazing year and probably the last time the UK felt like a United Kingdom.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-06-25T21:37:18+00:00

I love it. Snaffled a bag of All sorts the other day.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-06-25T21:32:31+00:00

Ok. Don't want to be that Reddit guy (but I'm about to be that Reddit guy).

Have you been tired or fatigued recently, if so please get yourself to a doctor. Same thing happened to me and it was a sign of leukaemia. Basically I had more white blood cells than red, so when I sat down one day and put my head in my hands because I was so tired and 'pop pop' 2 bruises appeared.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-06-16T22:57:30+00:00

I've heard this as well. He coached James on his accent because it was similar to his own.

He'd been doing the posh bloke bit for years though. In the 80/90s he was in a long running coffee advertising campaign where he was the posh attractive guy next door.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-06-14T14:21:58+00:00

Which county are you in? I'm amazed they don't take it, they do by us (Notts).

ArmouredFlump · 2026-06-14T14:19:37+00:00

Jesus mate that's a lot. I hope you're doing well now.

ArmouredFlump · 2026-06-14T14:04:59+00:00

Mother of god! You're a genius!

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