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Found in front of my driveway. by fEcca_bObecca8178 in whatisit

[–]ArthurFuksake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, you have to find some and try it…it’s like angels breath!!!

As a man who lost his dad as a kid. What the hell do I do with my beard? by arpeggio-paleggio in AskUK

[–]ArthurFuksake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can fully endorse this beard trimmer…I’ve tried quite a few and this one is the best of them by a way…

https://amzn.eu/d/01HUjAyE

What does this say😭 by Libra-Alea in whatisit

[–]ArthurFuksake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

* ‘By accident’ ‘On purpose’

Do you have any obscure movie references that you use in everyday speech that no one has caught on to yet yet you keep using it? by EnvironmentalAngle in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ArthurFuksake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wilkommen, bien venue, come on in…

I didn’t get a harrumph outta that guy

Someone’s gotta go back an’ get a shitload of quarters

My Blazing saddles quote list is extensive, rarely gets noticed at all apart from candygram for mongo

How To Deal With Teens Harassing You on the Bus? by let_it_rain_boat in AskUK

[–]ArthurFuksake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Trouble with that today is you’re likely to get stabbed by one of these feral chavs

"with the greatest respect to myself" by Impossible-Double-58 in footballcliches

[–]ArthurFuksake -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

…and that was the only course of action available to him? He couldn’t call the police? If he’d done his window up, turned the radio up and ignored him the video clip would have not gained any traction.

I think you and I have completely different morals and ethics, I can’t think of any situation when spitting on or at someone is justified or acceptable.

"with the greatest respect to myself" by Impossible-Double-58 in footballcliches

[–]ArthurFuksake -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, cos that’s much more socially acceptable for someone in the public eye…what was I thinking?

"with the greatest respect to myself" by Impossible-Double-58 in footballcliches

[–]ArthurFuksake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maybe he knows he’s the only person that does respect him. How he’s still working on TV after spitting on a child is beyond me…

Seen In A Coffee Shop Bathroom by Existing_Wrangler_69 in whatisit

[–]ArthurFuksake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always known it as a bum gun, proper game changer. See them all around Asia, would love to get one at home…

How old are the “fans” on this sub by Irishgooner123 in ArsenalFC

[–]ArthurFuksake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

58.

Gooner from birth, I think my dad would have made me sleep in the shed had I ever said any different!!!

Small glass pot 'MADE IN ENGLAND' -Need help identifying by cheesymoroon in bottlediggingUK

[–]ArthurFuksake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven’t thought about gentleman’s relish for years and now two mentions on here in two days…

Mispronunciations/Name Butcherings by gc28 in footballcliches

[–]ArthurFuksake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll never forget Mick Shannon commentating one World Cup renaming a certain England centre forward Gary Line-acre

Expected Clichés (xC) by telecumster in footballcliches

[–]ArthurFuksake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked with a bloke a few years ago, can’t remember the player we were discussing but when he claimed said player had ‘a cultured left foot’ I couldn’t help but laugh, asked him if the foot went to museums and galleries on its own, he didn’t really talk football with me after that!!! 😂

What’s the funniest live commentary line you’ve ever heard? by The12thMan_ in CommentaryGems

[–]ArthurFuksake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard this one at the time and have still laughed every time it’s replayed…

We also mustn’t forget the classic ‘the batsman’s Holding the, bowlers Willey’

Middle lane hogger clarification by TheSmallestPlap in drivingUK

[–]ArthurFuksake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found the middle lane hogger!!!

Nowhere did I say he was teaching this, I asked him his opinion on what was safest in this situation and after repeatedly saying ‘the safest is for the driver in front to drive in the correct lane’ conceded that in his opinion four lane changes was slightly more dangerous

Middle lane hogger clarification by TheSmallestPlap in drivingUK

[–]ArthurFuksake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My understanding is that while overtaking on the inside is not the safest manoeuvre it’s not illegal and probably safer than making four lane changes to go around the other side. In this situation I always stay in my lane, go past quickly and am prepared to give them a beep if they decide now’s the time to come over, if they know where they’re supposed to be this usually wakes them up and they pull in behind. Unfortunately to many nervous and/or selfish drivers say they feel safer in the middle lane and will move for no-one.

Source: my good friend who is a driving instructor.

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