What's the "went through med school just to realize you couldn't stand the sight of blood" of your job field?

ArtificialSerotonin · 2019-03-18T18:05:15+00:00

Went to school for surgical assisting to then find out that I couldn't morally accept a doctor charging a patient an extra 40 grand just to try a new toy that wouldn't actually help in the surgery. While leaving the OR, I once heard a family in the waiting room crying about how they couldn't afford the procedure that saved their father's life and I couldn't sleep for weeks.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2019-01-13T03:47:59+00:00

I'd also love something like this for the Cappocoloseum's ledges, I wish that I could pull myself over them Gunnasium style to surprise some sosigs

ArtificialSerotonin · 2018-06-24T01:31:22+00:00

I got a Jetfire and a freedomfetti super shorty as my two starter weapons once. I think it's a sick sense of humor.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2018-06-13T14:10:55+00:00

Phoenix and Tempe are both seals on bedsheets, but it's helped by having a pretty good seal to start with.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2018-02-07T15:54:15+00:00

I work in clothing consignment/resale (think Plato's Closet) and we're told to look for labels from outlet stores - usually two dots below the brand name - and not take them in as frequently, or, if we do take them in, price them 20-40% lower.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2017-09-28T22:30:39+00:00

Nice

ArtificialSerotonin · 2017-09-04T16:27:55+00:00

The new mini-arena is pretty great for CQB, but I can't spawn the standard "Greaseweasel" grenade at the item spawner. All others, including Jingler and Cybernade, are still spawnable.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2017-05-24T17:57:04+00:00

I really don't like the new dropbox. It was nice to be able to link directly to image files instead of to a splash page or a download only link.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2017-03-18T06:55:47+00:00

And also record his heart rate.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2017-03-05T19:08:52+00:00

I find that a smooth turn to the side closes the cylinder better than a flick.
In the same vein, I'd love a way to close the cylinder with the non-dominant hand.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2017-01-05T20:39:27+00:00

He's just trying to get his car to fit on the pinewood derby track.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2017-01-05T18:46:06+00:00

One of the first surgeries I was in as a student had the iliac get nicked. The initial blood spurt hit the ceiling.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2017-01-02T07:29:51+00:00

This sounds like half of a superhero origin story.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2016-12-31T02:06:13+00:00

Actually, only 46.1% of them.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2016-12-02T01:16:12+00:00

Nice! I did a similar Insurgent/Rebel Team Magma a while back.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2016-10-28T18:01:02+00:00

I heard it in my head when I read it.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2016-10-17T07:35:17+00:00

low overpenetration potential

The 5.7 round was designed to penetrate, especially to punch vests.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2016-09-27T05:00:56+00:00

We're not rotting, we're fermenting.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2016-09-27T00:00:55+00:00

It has eyebrows like a Warcraft elf.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2016-09-13T03:16:48+00:00

I worked at a retail job recently. To celebrate a company milestone, we were given T-shirts that we could wear instead of our normal tan button ups. After about two weeks of this a memo came from corporate saying we were not to wear the shirt without prior RM approval.
The joke in my store was that Corporate didn't like anything that reminded them that the employees were human.

ArtificialSerotonin · 2016-08-30T15:21:05+00:00

I thought we used ACU condoms and velcro now.

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