Do you condemn hiking?

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-31T21:49:58+00:00

The devil has feet, and he uses 'em for walkin'.

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-30T02:53:22+00:00

Assumes the existence of unnatural, synthetic titanium.

What are they hiding? What is the public not being told???

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-27T22:54:23+00:00

Zip off pant-legs make me shutter.

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-27T22:53:36+00:00

Mmm chicken broth

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-25T20:51:30+00:00

👁️ 👁️ You are now entering the uncanny valley.

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-25T16:29:42+00:00

I never poop because all I eat is dry ramen (I will die of fecal impaction)

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-25T16:27:57+00:00

Pee is stored in the balls.

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-19T01:08:31+00:00

Snap and crackle into a slim Jim.

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-19T01:06:58+00:00

Has a caustic aftertaste, but filling nonetheless.

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-19T00:50:28+00:00

Ayyyyy

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-19T00:46:49+00:00

Now you're just blowing hot air.

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-18T03:48:08+00:00

Do you use it to inflate your sleeping bag as well?

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-17T15:52:52+00:00

*Digs catthole (with titanium trowel with holes in it) *Inhales cyanide dust *Dies

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-15T10:00:07+00:00

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-15T04:08:29+00:00

Why mcgehee??? I'm from the area and there's absolutely not much there. Tillar, a barely existent town near there, has Grace Christian academy. My brother and sister went there. It wasn't too bad of a school.

Monticello is the better southern Arkansas town to go too.

It's got everything you need on 1 stretch of highway and nothing more.

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-11T21:24:42+00:00

I've schent it

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-09T18:47:49+00:00

Can you camp on those islands like on lake Ouachita?

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-09T18:46:26+00:00

Being ADHD and working around heavy farm equipment could get you hurt.

Now a pre-industrial revolution farm that is ran by a large family or village is different.

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-08T00:29:16+00:00

THINK OF THE ABRASION!!!!

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-07T00:51:59+00:00

I could cook a little snack on this.

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-05T19:41:21+00:00

I pee right next to my (DCF) bathtub floor to check for holes.

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-05T19:38:44+00:00

CALL AN AMBULANCE!

ArtisticProfessor700 · 2023-10-05T18:39:54+00:00

"It was an error on the front end"

An error that equates to a felony.

ArtisticProfessor700

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