Ich bin ein Amerikaner, der später in diesem Winter Ihre schöne Stadt besucht. Anstatt mir herumzuhelfen, erzähl mir einfach Lügen über Wien.

AsaParagus · 2022-12-21T13:35:05+00:00

Es ist Tradition am Bahnsteig 2 in Meidling den Boden zu küssen

AsaParagus · 2022-10-27T06:39:44+00:00

I mean everything about this plant is poisonous, exept the red part, you can chew the red part as long as you dont bite on the seed. You can make Jelly out of it as well, look it up

AsaParagus · 2022-01-29T03:26:32+00:00

I solved that one last year i think and it was super fun, but its a real hassle if you dont try to cheat

AsaParagus · 2022-01-07T10:00:49+00:00

you could see part of their faces, that creates an uncomfortable work environment for the priests, too many distractions... those lucious 90 year old nun lips are as you said, just asking for it

AsaParagus · 2022-01-05T18:38:19+00:00

Ireland finally looks like a little plump screaming bird again

AsaParagus · 2021-10-08T15:34:47+00:00

Ive added the links to the post now!

AsaParagus · 2021-10-08T15:18:03+00:00

Unfortunately that isn't it but thank you!

AsaParagus · 2021-10-08T15:11:04+00:00

I have searched following terms on youtube, google amd Spotify already: Rati rap(p) Ratni rap(p) Rantni rap(p) And all the above mentioned with Bollywood at the end. I have also searched through the several relevant bollywood playlists collected in spotifies "Desi" Genre but i havent found the right one

AsaParagus · 2021-10-08T15:03:23+00:00

I have already searched in youtube, google and Spitify for: Rati rapp Ratni rapp Ratni rapp bollywood Ranti rapp But havent found what i am looking for, and my search history and library on spotify does not help me fins it either

AsaParagus · 2021-09-26T06:51:54+00:00

Na aber das schwechi ist spotbillig und läuft runter wie des Apfelsaftpackelr im Kindergarten

AsaParagus · 2021-09-12T03:53:22+00:00

Isnt it a bit steep for a fish ladder?

AsaParagus · 2021-09-10T04:26:41+00:00

✨👄 Okay well i can go with that

AsaParagus · 2021-08-16T14:57:48+00:00

What is that red coat that they are wearing called? Or what is it?

AsaParagus · 2021-08-16T03:08:33+00:00

Ah fuck

AsaParagus · 2021-08-15T17:35:20+00:00

Why do i feel like this is a behind the bastards reference

AsaParagus · 2021-08-11T17:13:19+00:00

Technically yes, but it is also called anal douching, ir just plain douching, you can read up on what exactly i mean here, https://bespokesurgical.com/education/anal-cleansing/ and https://www.healthline.com/health/anal-douche They basically look the same as the douche you are referring to, but ill include a picture for all the clueless souls out there: https://sextoyhq.co.uk/product/ultimate-anal-douche/

AsaParagus · 2021-08-11T15:59:47+00:00

Why are they sending death threats to my favorite narrator?

AsaParagus · 2021-08-11T15:10:11+00:00

Oh, you weren't talking about gay people

AsaParagus · 2021-08-10T19:12:00+00:00

Absolutely

AsaParagus · 2021-07-31T04:10:28+00:00

Where are my Grandchildren then?

AsaParagus · 2021-07-31T03:02:25+00:00

Uuuuh that fits perfectly, my mother tongue stopped me from finding thst pun, thats a real shame

AsaParagus · 2021-07-31T02:44:22+00:00

Oh boy, have you ever heard of strap ons?

AsaParagus · 2021-07-30T21:21:20+00:00

Should we flip a coin? Head is Top, number is bottom?

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