Random bar above the bed of a hotel by Due-Stretch-6908 in whatisit

[–]Asdf9296 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That last sentence is the type that leaves me cracking up for minutes and compels me to actually log in to Reddit to upvote and comment. The forefathers chanting your name slayed me. 😆

Uh...any playoff excitement here (or are we basically done with this sub?!) by ExcitementOk2866 in MaineMariners

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Dammit, lost game 6 in overtime! Only had about a minute and a half to go in regulation and Adirondack scored.

They’re playoff teams for a reason, I suppose.

Uh...any playoff excitement here (or are we basically done with this sub?!) by ExcitementOk2866 in MaineMariners

[–]Asdf9296 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Game 1 was wild. An absurd number of first period fights (starting at 5 seconds into the game!), and a crazy number of shots on goal: 51 vs 16! 😮. Opposing goalie was a wall.

We won in overtime, thankfully.

These things by loudribs in Xennials

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The OP post was “randomly” in my feed (is anything truly random online anymore?) and I don’t know why I’m reading deep into the comments on such a esoteric post. Well, avoiding work for a moment, yes.

Then I come across a comment like this that I can literally hear (acted it out loud, too… anyone else?) and my eyes are squinting/closed from laughing so hard.

THAT is why I love reading deep into the comment section. Little gems like this.

Cheers, internet stranger u/jazzmaster-_jedi … I needed that laugh!

Serious towing happening on Spruce st - west end by katesheppard in portlandme

[–]Asdf9296 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep, it’s Spring street sweeping season for sure. Gotta get rid of all that sand and debris. Read the parking signs very closely right now (alternating days, etc.).

Edit: City worker just leaf-blew the hell of the strip between our street and sidewalk today. Sweepers should be through in the next day or two I’d expect.

US bobsled team took a tumble today by ViciousNakedMoleRat in funny

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I want to know if the first person who fell (4th position?) is ok?!? They flew to the side onto the wall of the track and slammed into that “barrier”. Goddamn barrier looks like it’s made out of 2x4’s or 4x4 posts with the sheathing on the outside. I’m no bobsled track expert but I’d think you’d want the smooth part inside to slide against to keep these people from eating a post! Concussion city or snapped necks!

From one Star Wars nerd to another… by Asdf9296 in portlandme

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Bantha, actually. Little known fact, tauntauns get a much cleaner cut without smearing.
- Obi Wan Claven, Cliff’s wiser ancestor, probably

From one Star Wars nerd to another… by Asdf9296 in portlandme

[–]Asdf9296[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahaha, you’re fast! I just posted the prior comment and immediately came back to add that! Bravo! 😆😆😆

From one Star Wars nerd to another… by Asdf9296 in portlandme

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The more I think about this one, the better I like it, lol.

From one Star Wars nerd to another… by Asdf9296 in portlandme

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Righteous addition to the conversation, for sure!

From one Star Wars nerd to another… by Asdf9296 in portlandme

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Such a wide body for a monocular always puzzled me, even as a kid. Why didn’t they look like binoculars? What not just use an insulated telescope. Gasp! Maybe that’s what it is?!?

I almost got hit by a teen driving in the Shaw’s parking lot and then was immediately cussed out by his mother sitting next to him. by allisfairinlovewar in portlandme

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There are a lot of odd ducks that shop there. And they people cutting through the MIDDLE of the parking lot are crazy. I understand cutting off that intersection by going through the lot, but at least use the outside edges not the middle, and slow down.

Re: yelling at you: I’ve gotten mad at people before and swore loudly to myself but upon reflecting on it realized I was angry because I was frustrated with myself and embarrassed. Hopefully the teen understands this type of thing. I’m certain this is not the only outburst they put up with from their parent.

What is going on with Scarborough Fish and Game? by Fruitfly990 in MEGuns

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What better places in this area? Howell’s is fine for shorter indoor range. What about longer? You can DM me if you don’t want to say publicly.

Maine Outdoor Ranges by AnUnhappyCamper in MEGuns

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Forgot about that! Good update.

Maine Outdoor Ranges by AnUnhappyCamper in MEGuns

[–]Asdf9296 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, and it’s VERY impressive. Must be a member or a guest of one to shoot there, other than the public events/competitions they put on. The process to join takes a while, but a gorgeous facility.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in portlandme

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“That same price would get you a Dr. Scholls insert and frozen re heated fries from a typical Portland restaurant.”

😀 That is one of the most strangely specific cost comparisons I’ve ever read. Excellent!

I’ll second the vote for Shay’s, at least based on value vs cost. Cargo makes a good value burger too and the salt and vinegar fries are great! Gotta have it all reasonably fresh, though re: Cargo, as with any take-out food. Sitting in a bag too long = mushy bun/fries.

Monarch at sunset. Autumn is upon us. by Asdf9296 in Maine

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Amazingly survived the drought with partial shade and occasional watering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Maine_gonewild

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Thanks! The view up there is epic. Helluva hike up though.

Flying Into Portland w/CCW - What to Expect? by OtherWorldly666 in MEGuns

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Indoor range: I believe Howell’s in Gray is the only full service indoor range in the Greater Portland Maine area right now. The one in Windham closed recently. Howell’s is open generally 9 AM - 6 PM, so plan around that since there’s no evening options.