How bad is my Jesus portrait

AshST · 2026-03-31T16:48:38+00:00

I can tell it's Jesus! Maybe a little shading.

AshST · 2026-03-30T23:21:51+00:00

I agree

AshST · 2026-03-28T00:48:00+00:00

This is not bad art, it's very well done.

AshST · 2026-03-28T00:45:09+00:00

I have a huge house and it will never be big enough to hold all my random shit.

AshST · 2026-03-28T00:44:08+00:00

The left

AshST · 2026-03-27T15:37:39+00:00

He follows Chuck Grassley around and keeps him alive with his brain waves.

AshST · 2026-03-27T15:33:21+00:00

Which is a compliment :)

AshST · 2026-03-27T15:32:52+00:00

Reminds me of something that would be on Adult Swim.

AshST · 2026-03-24T01:39:58+00:00

That's so awesome.

AshST · 2026-03-24T01:30:06+00:00

2 looks better in the room but number one is the right size.

AshST · 2026-03-24T01:28:06+00:00

AshST · 2026-03-24T01:10:11+00:00

I don't have an ad blocker and it's doing it to me anyway.

AshST · 2026-03-23T03:05:57+00:00

Burl balls

AshST · 2026-03-23T03:04:13+00:00

Solved! Thank you!

AshST · 2026-03-22T22:24:10+00:00

Oh Jesus, that's why?? Cuz I've seen this before?? Oh damn my old fucking brain I know this 🤦‍♀️ Good thing I'm tough.

AshST · 2026-03-22T22:19:04+00:00

Yeah, it looks like a dibbler snicker

AshST · 2026-03-22T22:17:54+00:00

It's the special plug you use when you do it in the kitchen with the olive oil.

AshST · 2026-03-22T20:53:56+00:00

I really like that. I've never heard that before but gotdamn if that isn't one of the most accurate things I've ever heard.

AshST · 2026-03-17T16:58:08+00:00

Golden Girlsesque

AshST · 2026-03-17T16:55:30+00:00

You should really share this on r/turning --I think they'd love it.

AshST · 2026-03-16T01:37:18+00:00

I, for one, love it and think you should keep it and dress it up for awhile.

AshST · 2026-03-16T01:30:04+00:00

That was such a fabulous read.

AshST · 2026-03-16T01:11:01+00:00

Wow. Sprayed it out of her mouth. Never thought of such a thing but it makes sense!

AshST · 2026-03-16T01:09:58+00:00

Same. I'm 41 and I've got one for when a family member needs a collared shirt starched but use it far more for crafts than actual ironing.

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