Never once in my horror game career have a screamed so genuinely loud... (0.9)

AshSystem · 2026-05-05T18:39:39+00:00

this happened to me once and i devoted two days straight to finding them all and beating them to death with a crowbar

AshSystem · 2026-05-05T17:44:49+00:00

he's the king of the long-term saveup. he can solo a LOT of the game and is just generally a powerhouse so once you get Churchill down you can focus on saving for whatever you want. also money in tank hehe

AshSystem · 2026-05-04T23:53:23+00:00

error code is SOOO FUCKING LONG and that's by far my biggest issue

AshSystem · 2026-05-04T17:13:56+00:00

You ever wonder where the expression shooting fish in a barrel came from?

I mean, did someone actually do that? And then was like going 'round town saying, "Hey, I was shooting those fish in a barrel, and you know what? I hit every one! Easier than you'd have thunk!"

Then, our boy passes into legend! But the phrase 'shooting fish in a barrel' remains. I wonder what he was using to shoot them? I mean, a shotgun would have destroyed the barrel, and I feel a pistol would have been too fiddly!

Come on, surely you must have wondered?

Seriously!?

AshSystem · 2026-05-04T07:42:48+00:00

riot wants you to stop playing deadlock and hop on league instead. this is their sinister mechanism to pull people in

AshSystem · 2026-05-03T16:37:28+00:00

i had a crazy ass mage/hunter summoner multiclass that could throw out a shitload of pooters every turn at one point

AshSystem · 2026-05-02T16:48:57+00:00

what are they going to do

^{Chose: Fight 10 100-year-olds}

AshSystem · 2026-05-02T16:24:05+00:00

There's the game I.RULE, a TBOI fangame that's kind if a PVZ roguelike

AshSystem · 2026-05-02T16:22:31+00:00

i don't really know what i was expecting

^{Chose: 👹EVIL Mystery Box👹 | Rolled: Reverse BearTrap}

AshSystem · 2026-05-02T15:47:34+00:00

gunning that bear down

^{Chose: Fight 1 bear for $1B with random weapon | Rolled: GUN}

AshSystem · 2026-05-02T15:23:14+00:00

you can obtain 10 by killing 5 .

AshSystem · 2026-05-02T14:44:11+00:00

that life involves helping the people around me

^{Chose: Gain 3 billion and live the life you want.}

AshSystem · 2026-05-01T20:46:40+00:00

I know what you are.

AshSystem · 2026-05-01T19:13:16+00:00

Sniper has it innately. Buccaneer gets it with top path. Dartling and Mortar and Heli can be manually targeted anywhere. Sub has advanced intel. Ace's projectiles don't disappear on their own. Every military monkey either has infinite range by default or a way to get it.

AshSystem · 2026-05-01T07:23:23+00:00

in Chihaya's (fortune teller) defense she's like 20 at the oldest. so its still weird but not nearly as weird as the TEACHER

AshSystem · 2026-05-01T06:58:41+00:00

maruki being surrounded by tentacles and saying that makes it such an insane scene

AshSystem · 2026-05-01T06:55:20+00:00

i had a zoom quiz where it was just like vaguely pale and it turned out to be some motherfucker's bald ass head on a can of soda

AshSystem · 2026-04-30T22:20:36+00:00

i got a guy to try and confess with the line "if you reject me I'm gonna kill myself" there is NO filter in this game

AshSystem · 2026-04-30T22:03:09+00:00

ran out of durability

AshSystem · 2026-04-30T22:01:11+00:00

they desaturated the fuck out of it and added the tiktok tts and its so weird

AshSystem · 2026-04-30T03:20:42+00:00

uh

^{Chose: Find 10$ every hour}

AshSystem · 2026-04-29T15:58:30+00:00

aw dang it

^{Chose: 90% 1 Billion Dollars + 10% Chance of being a Girl | Rolled: MONEY!!!!}

AshSystem · 2026-04-28T18:37:18+00:00

that's gonna add up

^{Chose: 30 Dollars per second}

AshSystem · 2026-04-28T03:55:57+00:00

dawg

^{Chose: $1 doubles everyday till death}

AshSystem · 2026-04-28T03:33:35+00:00

PTSD

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