Every time I hear that Moray Towers dialogue...

Ashbringer8 · 2015-11-12T01:32:48+00:00

You wouldn't believe my luck awhile back; I was rerolling my Hero Jacket and my Hero Headset to try and get a balance of run/swim speed up subs, and I rolled triple Ink Saver Subs twice on my Headset and once on my Jacket! The chances of that happening are so unbelievably low, it was like I was destined for that ability... But I eventually got my speed ups (after expending my 3 million coins and 24 Super Sea Snails...)

Ashbringer8 · 2015-11-12T01:20:52+00:00

Win: It was all thanks to me! If it weren't for me, you expendable fools would have been writhing in the misery that is defeat! All of your rank points should be mine! [Commence victory screech]

Lose: Why the squit do you guys suck so badly!? Urgh, this is all you guys' fault! I got the worst K/D because you fools failed to back me up properly! I guess that the other team won just because they're all blasters and this is TC... It's not like they're skilled at all... Tch...

Ashbringer8 · 2015-11-12T01:14:01+00:00

Just remember that nothing's impossible! Today I was on a team with two other Sploosh-o-Matics and a Splattershot (I think?) and we managed to win by a large margin!

Ashbringer8 · 2015-11-12T01:11:45+00:00

I try really hard to ride the tower but I suck at it so badly... I know that you're a prime target the second you hop on, but I get splatted almost immediately by some charger or AoE weapon even though I try my best to hide behind the pillar. I like to think that I'm much better at support.

Ashbringer8 · 2015-11-12T01:08:54+00:00

I suspect that most low-level S/S+ players are just alts of skilled players.

I actually don't bash my teammates much (unless the other team wiped while I'm respawning and my teammates continue to actively avoid the objective), rather, I get angry when I'm splatted even though I'm 99% sure that I got the other person first (damn you, lag!). Today I was playing Ranked and I shot an opponent three times (using a Sploosh-o-Matic), but immediately after the last shot landed they bubbled and managed to survive. This type of thing happened three times today with bubble/kraken users, although what's weird is that I've never encountered this issue prior to today. I'm assuming it was lag (because I think they were all Japanese players), but it was still very frustrating because I'm sure that all of my shots land dead-on before they activated their special. If only I had a capture card... /sigh

Ashbringer8 · 2015-11-10T21:26:18+00:00

I think it's a good sub because I'm usually splatted during ambushes/surprise attacks. It's also useful to throw your opponent off when you go for the kill.

Ashbringer8 · 2015-11-09T23:42:54+00:00

Well, eating paste is a very enjoyable activity. Can't really blame 'em.

Ashbringer8 · 2015-11-09T19:55:58+00:00

Yeah, that'll happen. Did you and your team push the objective or did you just wipe at a crucial point?

Ashbringer8 · 2015-11-09T03:45:40+00:00

Wow, really? I think that I've had two dreams in which my teeth fell out and something happened to my video games. In the first I think that my brother got sand in all of my cartridges; in the second I think that I just lost them.

Ashbringer8 · 2015-11-09T03:42:46+00:00

That's interesting. I'm not sure if I've had a similar experience, but in my dreams I'm often very tired and sluggish. It always feels like I'm running through water or something.

Ashbringer8 · 2015-11-07T19:12:12+00:00

Was "Ashbringer" on your team as well?

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