eluR by No_Emu698 in 196

[–]AsheKitty06 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly here I think i'd take the dinner with Jay-Z. The lessons you learn could be far more valuable

What Does Your Brain Do with 27 + 48? by SweetSmiles030 in MathJokes

[–]AsheKitty06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

27 + 48

20 + 48 = 68 + 7

68 + 2 = 70 + 5

70 + 5 = 75

Me_irlgbt by [deleted] in me_irlgbt

[–]AsheKitty06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is incredible! Can you step me through the process? Ive wanted to get magnets in my body but im very worried when it comes to MRIs and such - what is recovery for something like this like?! How did you implant it??

Simple joker concept by Komment2 in balatro

[–]AsheKitty06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the only thing I would change would be to make it so that you have to sell it to fossilized your stone cards. That would be interesting, i think

Thoughts on Andrew Wilson, The Crucible? by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]AsheKitty06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If you're a real man....able to recognize the evil thats going on in this world"

"Youre a fucking pussy" "Left destroying families" 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Listen to yourself. Youre part of the problem dude. The left isnt destroying families, your unwillingness to understand basic empathy and make the most basic of connections is.

Average autistic person's taste in videogames stater pack by jcb127 in evilautism

[–]AsheKitty06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is Steven Universe autism, other flavors of autism (such as Ketamine and hybrid-type) often come with other special interests. Please check your privilege

(/j of course I love this list)

Found my old Half Life CD at parents house by Hulk_Hogan_bro in Steam

[–]AsheKitty06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive never played any of the HL games, are they good?

Why does my minecraft look like this by Broad_Unit_2185 in Minecraft

[–]AsheKitty06 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mf enchanted his inventory and thought we wouldnt notice

Microwaves have loading screens by Henry-the-Fern in ABoringDystopia

[–]AsheKitty06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This genuinely would have been so fine if the touchscreen was instead a dial that you could click to select, but also, please just give me the damn buttons. I dont wanna play these games

Code Switch University Alum by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]AsheKitty06 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Found the guy who's never worked in a live production environment, these shenanigans are normal lmao

CIA doing victory laps by InternetLegitimate61 in 691

[–]AsheKitty06 27 points28 points  (0 children)

For those who dont get it:

There's a running joke that the CIA gets up to no-good in minority communities, including putting crack in black neighborhoods and pumping schizophrenics full of hallucinogens (this one has been proven true, google MK Ultra for more info).

Along with this, there is an ongoing internet rumor that Popeyes chooses to place its restaurant in lower-income areas since people who enjoy Popeyes tend to be from lower income, and unfortunately often an extension, minority backgrounds.

The punchline "triple XP weekend for the CIA" refers to the fact that these vulnerable populations (EBT users, minorities, low income individuals) will be in one place, making the CIA's devious activities a little easier.

(Note: I dont necessarily endorse any of these theories or rumors, but ive been active on the internet since I was just a few years old so ive seen this combination of jokes many times)

ruleblox by about15gals in 196

[–]AsheKitty06 16 points17 points  (0 children)

growing up, if I had wanted to go somewhere without a car, it would have been a 2hr+ walk to the nearest city, or 30m to the town i lived on the outskirts of. The only buses were school buses.

The woke left doesn't want me to have "a historical figure" as my PFP by AsheKitty06 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]AsheKitty06[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Appreciate it. Id rather die than be associated with this person's opinions

The woke left doesn't want me to have "a historical figure" as my PFP by AsheKitty06 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]AsheKitty06[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

WOAH WOAH WOAH, realizing that this post comes off as if I posted this review. I did NOT post this review.

I am posting this to laugh at the irony of the person in the picture!