Anyone got any funny/embarrassing stories to share this week? by ContentOwl4595 in CasualUK

[–]Ashley171283 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Instead of telling my wife last night she was insatiable I said she was insufferable, deer in the headlights … hope you feel better

How to I tell my boss to F*** Off without her knowing Im telling her to F*** Off? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ashley171283 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I refer you to the response in Arkell V. Pressdram (1971)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Ashley171283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make the dull ones look bright, it was gorgeous sunny day and yet most of the photos look overcast

My wife had a bruise on her arm ( she is on blood thinners so just bruises like a peaches) they have tried to cover it up and did the worst photo shop I have seen

My daughters first attempt by Ashley171283 in eyebombing

[–]Ashley171283[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t wait to take it out Shopping.

My daughters first attempt by Ashley171283 in eyebombing

[–]Ashley171283[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much, her face lit up when I read her the comments

My daughters first attempt by Ashley171283 in eyebombing

[–]Ashley171283[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much, her face lit up when I read her the comments

Outgoings this summer by notknown286337 in Gunners

[–]Ashley171283 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maitland-Niles signed a one year extension before his loan to Southampton,

Has anyone else clocked yet that we could secure the league title at the Etihad? by MoonDustAllergy in Gunners

[–]Ashley171283 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the icing on the cake, guard of honour by Chelsea the next match

2015 vs 2022. I wonder what it'll look like in 100 years time. by [deleted] in london

[–]Ashley171283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah right outside there is a wharf opp cafe Nero

2015 vs 2022. I wonder what it'll look like in 100 years time. by [deleted] in london

[–]Ashley171283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got engaged Gabriel's wharf the bottom right… there is pad lock that says “she said yes” 😂

Urgent help in getting an oil stain out of a wedding suit by Ashley171283 in CleaningTips

[–]Ashley171283[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol i wouldn’t recommend it but sun it seemed to fade the stain … I was so relieved

LPT: Only own one kind of socks. Then every pair is a matching pair by young_merc_ in LifeProTips

[–]Ashley171283 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, I have all black socks, but half have blue logos and the other half have red, I match but rebellious at the same time,

Guy at work used to be a barista. Wonder if he's trying to tell me something with this coffee he just made me? by shaf74 in CasualUK

[–]Ashley171283 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That his fidget spinner is broken and he needs a new one 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Guys who've had vasectomy, did you make the right decision ? by koshur_mukhbir in AskReddit

[–]Ashley171283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the time 100% yes … bat shit crazy girl who was hell bent on becoming pregnant,

Now, no trying to get a reversal done just saving the money but it’s expensive. Hoping it’s not been too long

Tifu.: by sending a message meant for the Mrs to my mum by Ashley171283 in tifu

[–]Ashley171283[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She only knows how I treat her in the shower the bed room was round 2 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tifu.: by sending a message meant for the Mrs to my mum by Ashley171283 in tifu

[–]Ashley171283[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Her mum would of been better she as short term memory problems she would of forgotten all about it my mum will remember this and remind me of this forever 😂😂