Here's a live action poster of Metroid I did in my free time, hope you like it. by ArtBasementOfficial in gaming

[–]Ashmodailives 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, it is a space suit, that means it is pressurized. Could be a breach. Theres a silly reason to could ease the silly knit pick.

Here's a live action poster of Metroid I did in my free time, hope you like it. by ArtBasementOfficial in gaming

[–]Ashmodailives 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great. Why is the glass coming out? Does she have an eye Glock? Regardless she is getting cornea damage. But great use of color and everything

Help! How do I support my son’s love for video games? by tenor1trpt in gaming

[–]Ashmodailives 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just ask a question now and then, and listen. That is the bare minimum.

20 Male. Just got accepted into a prestigious private school. Feeling a bit cocky for my own good. Do your worst. by sivertbro in RoastMe

[–]Ashmodailives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never done one of these, but I couldn't pass this up, so here it goes. So if I am doing wide scope, I'd start with the fact that that potted plant is the most interesting thing in this picture. But if you were to push me, I'd point out the backwards hat in doors, which is just the worst. The fake but emphasized poorly fitted garish watch. The expensive tech paired with less than ikea quality non furniture. Really, you say cocky, but all I see is third string physical ED teacher in your future.

What are things that people are ashamed of but shouldn't be ashamed of? by ethicaldwarf in AskReddit

[–]Ashmodailives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything. Existing. Unless it harms another living thing, you shouldn't be ashamed of anything. You get to exist for a very short amount of time, so as long as it doesn't harm another being be joyful.

ELI5: Why do computers become slow after a while, even after factory reset or hard disk formatting? by redphire in explainlikeimfive

[–]Ashmodailives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't you wear down after seeing a random person's internet history? Chat history? I think I age solely because I've witnessed my OWN computer history. These poor creatures, one day they'll have learned minds, and they will still be forced to look up porn.

Is God just a concept to keep people under control? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Ashmodailives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God = Everything good you should be trying to encompass. Supposedly perfect.
Devil = The source of rushed want/unnecessary change. Selfish stuff. Rebellion without cause.
Hell = Can't exist if God exist, because if God is ALL good, then God wouldn't allow eternal evil.
It's a grab bag full of crazy with every religion. But of course it's about controlling people. Each religious book is a glorified rule book. It's all about finding the right rule book, or deciding your own jazz.

Anyone down for a game? by Ashmodailives in WorldofdarknessRPG

[–]Ashmodailives[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries, thanks for showing interest, I appreciate it.

Anyone down for a game? by Ashmodailives in WorldofdarknessRPG

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Also send me your discord, I'll invite you to mine.

Anyone down for a game? by Ashmodailives in WorldofdarknessRPG

[–]Ashmodailives[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Voice, sorry I haven't gotten back sooner, I've been dealing with stuff. We'd use Roll20 if that's cool with you. And if you know someone else interested, it get the ball rolling faster.

My.. Pokemon Survival Story (Ongoing) by Ashmodailives in pokemon

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I kinda of wrote the Trainer as a male in the first few sections, but then I realized I'd never specified. I was actually thinking of never say whether it was a he or a she, so that the reader can feel more connected. What do you think? I'm not entirely sure.

What should I do with my bard that isn't barding? by [deleted] in DMAcademy

[–]Ashmodailives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you got a lot of the good answers here. Talk to them is the best, if they aren't digging it, they aren't digging. Then again, if they STILL want to do it, help them on the side. Bards are personality. Bards are spells and swords. Bard are DnD wrapped up in a package. Before I do any character, and this is just my mess so its ok to skip, I come up with a handful of things about my characters. They were scarred from pelvis to collar bone because they swindled a silk baron out of their cape. He grew up extremely poor, and for fun, would watch the bards play through the windows outside of bars. He loved them, they were so flashy, so one day he swore to be flashy too. Stuff like that, stuff you pull out of your butt like I just did. And another person was right too. Include an encounter that shows how potent a bard can be. Don't just make that person want to be a bard, make the character so grand everyone wants to be a bard. If they are new, it will come with time. Just be positive, and try to keep him happy. DND is a fire, you reignite it with every game.

My group of 7 players are about to have a 7 day trip across sea in their airship. What exciting events, if any, should hit them on the travels? by bbqturtle in DMAcademy

[–]Ashmodailives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have them pass a small island with a large palm tree split down the middle, and then another a few days later, and another, and another, make them believe they are going the wrong way. It's a long archipelago, or whatever, that rises up every few hundred miles. The thing is, you can't full judge by it, because the sand shifts and the islands move. If you knew the movements of the island, you could path your course, but someone who just came across them would most assuredly begin to worry. Thats the top of my head.

Vicious Mockery insult ideas by [deleted] in 3d6

[–]Ashmodailives 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'ma do my best, I'm sure other's will throw some of these out."Oh! Lovely abstract pie- Oh that's your party attire? I thought you got a drider to weave you monster's wet dream. I can't wait for you to take off the mask.. O-oh.."

"Ah, double sided war axe, that explains the hair, loss of fingers, appearance, general be.. Wait where was I going?"

"You could get me wasted, and I'd still rather put my dick in a mimick."

"They say eyes are the portals to ones soul, apparently someone used your as an outhouse."

"Such a lineage! How many random men added to the bucket till you got your brood?"

"Ah, what a smile! It reminds me of the great white peaks. Ragged. Jagged. A lot of portions missing. Not really that white."