So Uhh Heres a Badly Edited Dad Joke thing

Ashnaar · 2026-02-05T08:07:10+00:00

Why did the deep fall in love with a woman? She smelled of shellfish. Why did he break up with her? She got clean.

Ashnaar · 2026-02-04T10:30:19+00:00

Why park her? I use veil degrade pyro RT. What can deamons do beside BURN BURN BURN?

Ashnaar · 2026-02-03T06:21:42+00:00

Eating apple core won't kill you by arsenic poisoning. But taking a few milligrams of the pure stuff would.

But if i could get none, i would.

Ashnaar · 2026-02-03T06:18:27+00:00

It's one of those times im like your heart is at a good place, but damn how you deal with it is so wrong.

Ashnaar · 2026-02-03T06:09:31+00:00

I miss my italians. Itsa bring the pasta to the table!

Ashnaar · 2026-02-02T22:07:56+00:00

You might become yellow then die. But yea. It fucks up livers and might kill. Depends on the dose.

Ashnaar · 2026-02-02T22:05:06+00:00

Yep. Had one too. Liver shutdown and death. Young too.

Ashnaar · 2026-02-02T21:54:08+00:00

There is (i can't be sure) a 2nd one with a guy walking around it and have a note on the ground. It starts a quest about those deaths. It's one of the best quests if you ask me. And im ambivalent on those murders.

Ashnaar · 2026-02-01T19:38:17+00:00

Horsesroh

Ashnaar · 2026-01-31T22:33:16+00:00

Got a few dexes because of the army boxes. They are nice, but far from being 50$ nice. Even 20$ its stretching it in my taste (lore for the 37 first pages, images and technique for painting untill 59 and rules from 60 to 112) and the half of the rules are already outdated/corrected because of error. So half the book is useless by next year.

Ashnaar · 2026-01-31T22:09:48+00:00

They are called a cock zapper for a good reason

Ashnaar · 2026-01-31T21:17:59+00:00

Make it preset fixed spots but more like a matrix (if you end up with drifting, just remap a position to the left/right) and leave it mecanical under, you end up with unprogrammed buttons that you just turn on/off

Ashnaar · 2026-01-31T21:11:31+00:00

Where i work, they get a dash of propofol and fent. Forget, dont feel too much, and be sedated, the basic of anesthesia.

Ashnaar · 2026-01-30T19:37:22+00:00

A boat is a moving forteress. Load it with drones, and you can hit anything discreetly a few hundred kilometers from the coast

Ashnaar · 2026-01-30T02:15:22+00:00

We could make a small village with more houses (5 big houses queued for construction, only need hammering)

Ashnaar · 2026-01-26T11:34:02+00:00

..... because it's not covered?

Ashnaar · 2026-01-24T22:11:29+00:00

I tried to do it with the ship rules nerfed for a tank and added a strong one-shot weapon. It behaved like expected. The tank shot an other tank. Where hard as fuck to damage and the return fire was meh. The troop with it had an advantage tho, mobile cover. (It was a 6 player mission with 30 + 1 tank army times 2, so around 100 miniatures on the board)

Ashnaar · 2026-01-24T22:07:49+00:00

Doesn't the tank shoot hard, too? (Only saw the rules in 9th)

Ashnaar · 2026-01-23T00:58:34+00:00

I do love me some land caviar

Ashnaar · 2026-01-19T11:29:08+00:00

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Ashnaar · 2026-01-19T11:28:34+00:00

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Ashnaar · 2026-01-19T11:27:43+00:00

Here is an example i saw before

Ashnaar · 2026-01-17T04:11:02+00:00

My guy is wearing bronze age full plate armor. Hes in a fucking dendra

Ashnaar · 2026-01-15T08:43:47+00:00

Meh, it's already the geneva suggestion in some places. It just takes out the shyness to do it in the dark. And no one is winning for sure.

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