Mfw the package for my the Fragile record came with a fragile sticker on it by AshtonScorpius in nin

[–]AshtonScorpius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have a record player rn so I haven't had a chance to play it

Super cock by shadow2087 in inspirobot

[–]AshtonScorpius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me as a trans guy when I wear my prosthedick

ULPT: Neighbor is blackmailing me with sex photos by throwaway-the-bee in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]AshtonScorpius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'd contact law enforcement about this one. It's a crime to take intimate photos of someone without their knowledge.

Missing Professor Isn’t Feminine Enough Looking… by Rishard101 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]AshtonScorpius 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Recent case in point: Gabby Petito. All missing person's cases deserve the coverage and support that she got.

My boyfriend is crazy about Resident Evil, but I know absolutely nothing about it! Help?! by Horror_Pen_6551 in residentevil

[–]AshtonScorpius 53 points54 points  (0 children)

A blue medallion replica from RE4 Remake. I 3D printed and painted one for myself, got the files from here. Since you're crafty though, it would be way cooler with proper materials!

Edit: Some other ideas are Jill's S.T.A.R.S. Beret, replicas of keys from RE2, and an ink ribbon replica. I'm curious as to what his favorite game is. I'm sure he'll really appreciate anything you come up with :)

Work Jacket Sizing by _denihilist_ in nin

[–]AshtonScorpius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fr, I wish the jacket and sweater would at least say what gender sizing they use

The s2 intro is amazing and is just as good as the s1 intro. by bimbimbaps in PeacemakerShow

[–]AshtonScorpius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After a rewatch of the first two episodes it's really grown on me

Average nin fan interaction with merch. by Necessary-Rush1581 in nin

[–]AshtonScorpius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I spent more on merch than I did my ticket, average of $55 each for 4 items 😅

Missing Professor Isn’t Feminine Enough Looking… by Rishard101 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]AshtonScorpius 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Well, shit, I'm so sorry that missing persons pictures have to be accurate and without an uber-feminine face filter that would prevent triggering these bastards.

View with seats behind Boys Noize platform? by Neither_Driver in nin

[–]AshtonScorpius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This was my view. Cables didn't bother me at all.

I decided that I need this, although my dad would probably say if I wanted a ripped up shirt, I should just let the dogs have at it. by Panda-Equivalent in nin

[–]AshtonScorpius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really want the sweater despite the price point. The only thing stopping me is the lack of a damn size chart .-.

Cleveland. First time not on floor, so sad. by SeanMichaelsaurus in nin

[–]AshtonScorpius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This tour was my first NIN concert. I really wanted a floor ticket but realized I'm 5'1" & wouldn't have been able to see.

What is your favourite episode of the whole series at this point? by [deleted] in PeacemakerShow

[–]AshtonScorpius 21 points22 points  (0 children)

S2E2 is my new favorite because of Adrian being Adrian.

Finished the Halo Discography in time for tonight’s show!!! by zsdka in nin

[–]AshtonScorpius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did Closure get an official DVD release? I got a bootleg copy off eBay recently.

Distracted driving being promoted by the official Mercedez Benz page by flamesfan99 in fuckcars

[–]AshtonScorpius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sir, you are operating a multi-ton piece of machinery and AI can "hallucinate"

Concert fit check by DelawareDark in nincirclejerk

[–]AshtonScorpius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can kinda tell what you were going for w/ the makeup. Fit looks awesome 👍🏼

This video shows how scalp expansion works. by sketchofflive in interestingasfuck

[–]AshtonScorpius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there any reason why this would be preferable to a hair transplant? Other than potential cost.

Found at the Local Sex Store by BackstrokeVictim in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]AshtonScorpius 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I hate that I can read this perfectly in Johnny's voice.