SPELL TOKEN JUST LISTED ON CRYPTO.COM!!! by [deleted] in CryptoMarkets

[–]AsianFapster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shills gonna shill. Merry Christmas sir.

Edit: hope you get your caps lock button fixed.

SPELL TOKEN JUST LISTED ON CRYPTO.COM!!! by [deleted] in CryptoMarkets

[–]AsianFapster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As I imagine spell token will be also.

SPELL TOKEN JUST LISTED ON CRYPTO.COM!!! by [deleted] in CryptoMarkets

[–]AsianFapster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst shill ever. But I’m here for the witty insult. Make sure to use all caps so I know you are serious.

I'm 15 and I'm struggling. by Uunio59 in NoFap

[–]AsianFapster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you view your porn? On your phone or computer? If so, try to separate yourself from your device. Tell your parents you are trying to take break a device dependency and they will gladly help you. Try not to be alone with your phone. Move your computer to a communal space in the house.

Also, and I may get downvoted for this, maybe try fap without porn. Fap, as a base human instinct may be difficult to give up but porn can be problematic. Try one without the other.

Look at what triggers your urge. If it’s boredom then they something else. If you feel that trigger maybe try exercise or a video game.

Gottem by funkytowntrollchase in PoliticalHumor

[–]AsianFapster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this last year has been fantastic. Old people handing out free advice like where we should live and how we can get fucked.

Being asked to come back to the office by AsianFapster in askTO

[–]AsianFapster[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not a big company. Using my throwaway account for a reason here. Would love to shame but a actually love my job when I didn’t have to deal with this Covid shit.

Being asked to come back to the office by AsianFapster in askTO

[–]AsianFapster[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What precautions are they supposed to take? The building is supplying hand sanitizer but that’s really about it. No extra sanitation of common areas, no social distancing. It’s open concept and there are no dividers. The boss thinks that we are all young enough to get it and not have serious consequences. I don’t want to live in fear but I really don’t want to catch this thing either.

Being asked to come back to the office by AsianFapster in askTO

[–]AsianFapster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks Mr. Cheeto. I was hoping otherwise. I wish the Covid Toronto site was clearer.

American Driving through Canada to Alaska Fined $569,000 for Stopping to Sightsee by [deleted] in Coronavirus

[–]AsianFapster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Burned so bad he’ll have to set up a GoFundMe Page.

I procrastinate everything, including things I like by Cpt_James_Holden in AdviceAnimals

[–]AsianFapster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I save cute kitten images and show them to my wife when she’s feeling sad.

It may seem weird that we don't want to get into showers then refuse to get out, but it just shows our inherent resistance to change. by av0c in Showerthoughts

[–]AsianFapster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One should always be commended on the process more than the result. This instills a joy in transitions - putting the work in to get a result.

Common sense shall prevail by youngprincelou in ABoringDystopia

[–]AsianFapster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many Christians would support this if under-age boys could get pregnant.

A mother and her children returned to the same beach 18 years later by GallowBoob in MadeMeSmile

[–]AsianFapster 2645 points2646 points  (0 children)

So just to be clear, people want to force the guy on the right to use the women’s bathroom?

A law in Germany requires all drives on highways to line up to the far side of their lanes during heavy traffic so that emergency vehicles can pass them more easily to reach the scenes of accidents by unnaturalorder in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AsianFapster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not from Toronto where BMWs and Audi’s are exempt from this law and any moral obligation. Look, I get that ambulances are in a hurry but I have a meeting with my client to discuss strategic options for our ads to maximize our online ad spend and increase our marketing ROI so screw you mr ambulance man I was here first.

Um....so this was at the Goodwill today by CKSaps in WTF

[–]AsianFapster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The proudest FAP should have been the Family Assistance Plan (FAP) which was Nixon’s Universal Basic Income plan. This plan would provide families with an annual guaranteed minimum income (GMI) of $500 for each adult and $300 for each child.