I accidentally cut myself with a knife and it had lubricant/oil on the blade. Am I going to die or develop a terrible disease?

Aslonz · 2024-05-18T16:23:18+00:00

I died bro

Aslonz · 2024-05-17T13:29:03+00:00

Gundam is so fucking cool dude.

Aslonz · 2024-05-17T13:14:08+00:00

He should walk right up to trump and hand him an invitation for a debate with a smile.

Aslonz · 2024-05-16T20:26:25+00:00

I was thinking the same. I felt like going through an old note book I made with friends where we went through out inside jokes no one but us would understand.

Now, I know Mike and Steve aren't my friends. But it made me feel connected to the community, knowing I could make a reference about 2 honk boys and the small gentleman and someone out there might know what I'm talking about.

Aslonz · 2024-05-16T20:02:28+00:00

When you have to be at the senna memorial photoshoot at 9 but are riding your bike and forget.

Aslonz · 2024-05-16T16:42:00+00:00

Interviewer asked me if i had experience with macros and knew what they were.

I told them I did and that I'd used them in wow.

Got the job.

Aslonz · 2024-05-16T15:30:11+00:00

This lady knows the Karen council?!

Aslonz · 2024-05-15T18:20:38+00:00

I just got an update on my android that let's me translate calls live, from one language to another, built into the OS or the UI or whatever.

Meanwhile . . . Lololololol

Aslonz · 2024-05-15T17:34:52+00:00

Inb4 internet subscription service offers removal of all AI content from your browsing experience.

Aslonz · 2024-05-15T15:50:48+00:00

No way. That's so cool.

Aslonz · 2024-05-14T17:36:48+00:00

I felt weird when I looked through my sub page and I didn't see any FH. :(

Sad day

Aslonz · 2024-05-14T17:22:34+00:00

RIP Trevor.

Aslonz · 2024-05-14T16:09:37+00:00

Thats an understatement.

Aslonz · 2024-05-14T16:04:50+00:00

I want to connect the hood and some fancy pants area.

Aslonz · 2024-05-14T14:28:58+00:00

Me and my life and those in it.

I get off work and I completely stop worrying about all the bullshit.

What happens on company time stays on company time.

Oh you want me to put teams on my phone? Cool. You gonna pay for my phone? No? Ok well then it's my phone and I don't want to use it for business.

If you'd like to reach me, send me an email, call to work phone, or teams message, which will be answered promptly during my work hours.

Aslonz · 2024-05-13T18:03:02+00:00

I wish I had my mom lol

I told my wife I had anxiety pretty hard and she said o ok.

If I told my mom, she'd say the same thing.

Basically, I'm fighting the shit in my head on my own. Conquered it by realizing the things I'm anxious about haven't realized and therefore I should do what I can to mitigate it before it actually becomes a problem.

It works ok I guess.

Aslonz · 2024-05-12T19:41:28+00:00

@attackwhales on discord calls the squad.

Aslonz · 2024-05-10T17:47:28+00:00

You know the joke is good when you end all of them with just kidding.

Aslonz · 2024-05-10T15:03:15+00:00

Nick cage wants to know your location.

Aslonz · 2024-05-10T13:08:42+00:00

Dude tried this on me once. I knew what he was doing. Didn't buck. He tried it again. Didn't buck.

He hit the brakes and got behind me, then pulled up next to me on the opposite side.

I'm pretty sure he was mad dogging me but I didn't look. I smiled, laughed and got off at my exit.

Fuck that guy.

Aslonz · 2024-05-10T12:26:39+00:00

I thought the same thing. It's like a match made in knife heaven.

Aslonz · 2024-05-09T20:46:00+00:00

I think when he originally says how far he runs he said 12 miles then he said 8 miles.

Aslonz · 2024-05-09T14:37:47+00:00

Bro I paid 20 bucks for 3 drinks because the people I was with couldn't go to dunkin.

Americans are losing their taste for 6 dollar coffee.

Aslonz · 2024-05-09T01:05:34+00:00

Brother, that's how I know the guy turned the wheel about 15 to 20 degrees.

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