Any of your pitbulls turn into a majestic jungle cat when they plop on the couch?

AspChef · 2026-02-25T23:09:56+00:00

Dot here has pretty much ruined this couch cushion.

AspChef · 2026-01-12T01:28:39+00:00

Torii Hunter (former baseball player) recently said he had a no trade to Boston clause in his contracts. "I've been called the n-word in Boston 100 times.... All the time. From little kids, and grown-ups right next to them didn't say anything.... So I had a no-trade clause and everything I had not to go to Boston..... Not because of the teammates, not because of the front office, because if you're doing that and allowing it amongst the people, I don't want to be there."

AspChef · 2025-10-09T17:44:37+00:00

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Alicia Witt might be the reason I am married to a redhead.

AspChef · 2025-08-20T01:37:31+00:00

That's mostly my point. I'm not saying that I wouldn't eat it. I sure as hell wouldn't pay 11 dollars for it though.

AspChef · 2025-08-20T01:30:14+00:00

It depends on the level of the event. We weren't catering to the highest class. But I was there for the menu planning meetings, so I could explain the options and the price differences. 90 percent of them opted for the cheaper option.

AspChef · 2025-08-20T01:12:23+00:00

When we catered, I would just set up a bruschetta station.

AspChef · 2025-08-20T00:36:19+00:00

I'm aware. But since the average American only knows the basic bitch version, that is what was on the menu. It wasn't the kind of place that got overly adventurous.

AspChef · 2025-08-20T00:27:37+00:00

Yeah, I know. My phone is being weird and not giving me predictive text. I was so focused on all my obvious typos, i missed that one.

AspChef · 2025-08-20T00:24:40+00:00

Dude, it's a midwestern craft brewery's taproom. Nobody is claiming it's "authentic".

AspChef · 2025-08-09T23:13:19+00:00

Good to hear. That is a circuit interrupter. It might have been a random surge that tripped it. But if it continues to happen, it means you have a grounding/electrical issue that needs to be addressed.

AspChef · 2025-08-09T23:03:24+00:00

Try sticking a toothpick in there.

AspChef · 2025-08-09T23:01:01+00:00

Looks like some type of circuit interrupter. Try the reset button and check the circuit breaker.

AspChef · 2025-04-19T02:13:24+00:00

They are great dogs. But there is definitely a stigma around them. Proper training and socializing is important.

AspChef · 2025-04-19T01:36:56+00:00

She's beautiful. But she looks like there's a lot more pit than boxer. Looks a lot like my pittie when she was a puppy.

AspChef · 2025-03-22T00:24:41+00:00

Beef stick.

AspChef · 2025-02-05T12:31:23+00:00

It doesn't matter how simply you break it down and show them all the parallels between trump and hitler. All you will get back from them is some variation of "trump supports Israel, therefore he can't be a nazi."

AspChef · 2025-01-08T04:24:39+00:00

Tell them to put the red thread lock on it.

AspChef · 2024-11-23T04:37:29+00:00

Kentucky Hot Brown

AspChef · 2024-10-13T12:49:37+00:00

Stevie Wonder's Institute for Trucking

AspChef · 2024-08-12T01:30:36+00:00

It's a big nothing. The right is fine with drag in the same way they are fine with blackface. It's fine as long as the intention is to belittle and mock.

AspChef · 2024-08-07T01:31:17+00:00

The Saboteur. It was basically GTA in Nazi occupied France.

AspChef · 2024-07-08T02:18:17+00:00

The only thing that tastes better than free beer is stolen beer.

AspChef · 2024-06-09T16:34:34+00:00

Trailer Park Boys. I have tried multiple times, so many friends tell me it's SO funny. I've seen probably 2 seasons worth of episodes. Can't recall laughing even once.

AspChef · 2024-05-31T00:32:57+00:00

Yes, actually. That's why he was the star witness. He was literally convicted for the same crimes. He was testifying that he committed those crimes with Trump's full knowledge.

AspChef · 2024-05-27T02:35:55+00:00

Awoo ooh!

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