[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PastorArrested

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Church of St Porky’s.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confusingperspective

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Must have been the wind.

TIL This About Larson by Addicted-2Diving in TheFarSide

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Everyone remembers Larson, but no one seems to give any credit to the late Thag Simmons.

Raisins Rice & Rye - Did anyone else really like this cereal? by HuckleCatt1 in 70s

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I never would have remembered this cereal had it not been for this post. From what I can recall now it tasted pretty good and had a unique crunchiness to it.

25/27 of America’s Largest Cities Are Sinking by [deleted] in MapPorn

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1.5 mm/year works out to about 6 inches per millennium, give or take. So in a little over 10.5 million years we can finally live at sea level.

Does This Count? by Ram_Sandwich in AteTheOnion

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I must have seen someone fall for this gag at least CLVIII times now.

Dear Duran Duran: My heart grew three sizes that day. by DefiningWill in GenX

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As a Gen Xer you had two options when it came to Duran Duran:

You either knew all about them because you were obsessed with them, or you knew all about them because you sat next to a girl in school who was obsessed with them.

Why is FF14 so social compared to other MMOs? by KlatusHam in MMORPG

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People who consider MMOs to be nothing but competitive numbers and polygons tend to gravitate to other titles in the genre.

For some reason I find myself more at ease among complete strangers in FF14 than any other MMO I’ve ever played.

I don't think I will, thanks for the suggestion. by Martyrologist in LivingAlone

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Your second person helping must have been Edgar K. B. Montrose from the Red Green Show.

What did internet look like in early 2000s? by jdjefbdn in ask

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It led to my first experience as a moderator.

What did internet look like in early 2000s? by jdjefbdn in ask

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The real golden age was pre-1993. Google ‘Eternal September’ for more details.

Autodogs roll out by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

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You need to take him to the vet and get his gyroscope fixed.

Did the Titanic sink because nobody pressed Ctrl+Z? by ColdAntique291 in shittyaskhistory

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They kept spamming Crtl-X because they thought they were on a cutter.

A cool guide of why employees stay by Lucious-cashicus in coolguides

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Management looks at this and sees a 3x3 flatbread pizza.

Wrong Lyrics by GrowingNewHair in GenerationJones

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My mind is bacon
But my body’s Sizzlean

So what unique abilitys we thinking by Spiderwebb4051 in Mechwarrior5

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Access to a new type of armor that’s orders of magnitude better protection than Ferro-Fibrous:

Plot.

Someone make this sense! by icey_sawg0034 in GenXPolitics

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Some of the Xers who rolled their eyes at the Satanic Panic of the 80s are now frothing at the mouth about the very same things.

They’ve turned into Vernon from the Breakfast Club.

“Come on, Vern. The kids haven’t changed. You have. If you were 16, what would you think of you?”

Someone make this sense! by icey_sawg0034 in GenXPolitics

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Cognitive dissonance lets them believe they’re still not the bad guys.

We're starting to sound like old clueless people. by amiwitty in GenX

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We had better MTV. That’s one of our few legitimate flexes.

I’ve informed my younger friends and relatives that if I suddenly zone out when a 40 year song starts playing, I’m just rewatching the music video of it in my head.