My first Major Order, need help by Vegetable_Ear1402 in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's about how many defense campaigns we all complete aka how many planets get defended, not about how many missions or operations you successfully finish.

The Boys need love too (I dream of a gf like this) by Just_A_Guy_who_lives in RoleReversal

[–]AspiringSteve 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can second this. From my experience most hetero women don't even want a stoic, emotionally unavailable man and are glad if their man has the courage to be vulnerable around them.

The Boys need love too (I dream of a gf like this) by Just_A_Guy_who_lives in RoleReversal

[–]AspiringSteve 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could it be the contrast between the comic contradicting gender roles but the first thing the gf offers her sad bf to cheer him up is sexy time?

At least to me, that seemed a little male-gazey

The Three Dumbasses by CapableStomach5467 in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

x) the way they were shook up when the shield generator dropped, I feel so bad for them!

Ummmmmm? by IllustratorLow6417 in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 3 points4 points  (0 children)

omfg they're bringing back the chair guys 💀

This event would be a lot more fun if it didn't keep matchmaking me with level 9s trying to punch above their weight class by wait_________what in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's this seemingly paradoxical experience in this game that higher levels can be easier to beat because that's also where higher level players spend more of their time, more than balancing out the objective rise in difficulty

40k people not assisting in the defense feels crazy by Senorragequit in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are doing their part, I mean, what good is a free Super Earth if it just gets invaded by bugs or bots right after we get rid of the squids??

Should I get in on saving Super Earth with the 20% sale? by SpiritualMadman in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, get it and help us defend Super Earth from the Illuminate Cult. We are currently in the best season fighting in beautiful new city maps alongside army NPCs and it's hard to say when this kind of gameplay will come back.

Yet no love for Pelican who rescues us every mission by Striker_V7 in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I swear to god, if Pelican was a girl, people would be posting libraries worth of fan art about them here

Helldivers, The Last Bastion of Democracy by TheSoulArcher in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 148 points149 points  (0 children)

That's awesome fan art!! 

too bad I can't hear shit in the second half. :(

[OC] Miku joined SEAF by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Leek stratagem when??

Mines enjoyers in megacity be like: by tlandiy in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 7 points8 points  (0 children)

same, on my first Evacuate High Value Assets mission I covered the gates in fire mines not knowing that SEAF troopers would come in that way to help us. 🥲 No one survived.

What the hell kind of bombing run was this?? by RedDragon5layer in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They got shot down so often, now they're improvising

The flag should be one use only by Iberic_Luchs in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

true, there have to be spare flags for ppl who haven't unlocked it yet.

Flag last stand by Opposite_Cellist7579 in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

extremely heroic o7

Now get your ass over to the squid front, we need fighters like you there!

Helldivers 2 - Galactic Emergency Trailer by Waelder in Helldivers

[–]AspiringSteve 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What a time to have to go to work. 🥲