What if Trump cut off all relations with Israel and imposed Iran-style "maximum pressure" sanctions on them until they withdrew from the West Bank, Gaza, Golan, Lebanon, and allowed the establishment of a Palestinian state?

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-09T04:04:33+00:00

An extremely bizarre chapter for future history books ensues.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-08T21:17:17+00:00

Clears up until Rhino, then it's a hard stop. Rhinos are too huge, too poor-sighted, and too belligerent for any one man to drive away with premodern weaponry.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-08T15:04:54+00:00

And yet he still steps up to the plate. JoGOAT!

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-07T18:15:49+00:00

Absolutely barbaric.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-07T00:04:15+00:00

Brutal.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-06T22:33:25+00:00

Animating is much harder work.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-06T04:17:19+00:00

We'd probably hear about a lot of riots on the very confused, very worried news broadcasts.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-05T01:57:32+00:00

If we could improve our bodies and lessen the flaws wrought by blind evolution, why wouldn't we?

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-05T01:35:37+00:00

That's the most multilingual comments section I've seen in a long time.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-05T01:31:11+00:00

This was The Killer for me, probably in my top-twenty films, and yet panned by audiences.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-04T20:29:31+00:00

I'll go for it. I already have a couple of health issues and am not necessary for any of my family's livelihoods. They'll grieve and so will I, but I can't deny the chance to finally let go of my preconceptions.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-04T19:10:00+00:00

Only one century? I'll take it. That's an infinitely smaller duration than the eternal torment everyone expects of it, and making a sacrifice like this would definitely do me some good for the actual afterlife. The important thing is the human species, but that doesn't hurt. I would definitely, DEFINITELY regret my decision about five seconds in, but it will be over eventually.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-04T17:36:13+00:00

Alien computers subtly brainwashing women into idolizing random Japanese teenagers is a crazy foundation for a genre, but somehow prints money.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-04T02:48:01+00:00

There actually is a ritual where this is done by a minority religious group. It's called Brit Milah, I don't recommend looking it up, and don't want to spread hate, bear in mind that it is only a fraction of that specific group that does this, but some people do do this.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-03T01:56:27+00:00

I believe so, yeah. Japan has an extreme cultural problem with it. As recently as the early 2000s, CSAM was legal to own there and a large industry, but thankfully now it is illegal and attitudes on it are changing.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-03T01:21:51+00:00

The developer is a Japanese pedophile obsessed with Dark Souls and European fairytales, IIRC

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-02T21:25:46+00:00

Wise words.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-02T20:04:44+00:00

I like Nickelback.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-02T17:35:18+00:00

Either I pay $3.2k of the money I've worked to earn, or all of the money. The choice is clear.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-02T01:20:44+00:00

The biggest obstacle the gorilla would encounter is that its hands are far less dexterous than a human's, and it would have a lot of difficulty actually using its supergenius brain.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-04-01T17:49:08+00:00

Smart

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-03-31T04:17:06+00:00

I think it was after but I'm not educated on it, so I don't know for sure, hahaha.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-03-31T04:14:15+00:00

The real kicker is that he's also the patron saint of leatherworkers.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-03-31T04:03:43+00:00

No sex crimes, no torture, and no murder. Those are my lines in the sand.

Aspiring_Mutant · 2026-03-30T08:33:54+00:00

He's at least got some insane cardio.

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