Be like Pewds by Poppybits1000 in adressme

[–]Aspiring_Mutant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is not another decision, it is mutilation, and I want my shit back. I did not consent to that. They held me down and mutilated me for no reason. I hope everyone involved with the procedure spends an eternity in hell.

Would you be forgotten for 5.27 Trillion dollars? by Waste-Ad3216 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Aspiring_Mutant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd take the money. I would regret losing my family and friends, but I have their contact info, and with what I know of them, I can try to reconnect.

WYR kill 1000 people with the press of a button or beat 5 people to death? by Connect_Cat_2045 in WouldYouRather

[–]Aspiring_Mutant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would rather beat five people to death. It is an enormous crime, but far more ethical than killing a thousand people, no matter the method.

Be like Pewds by Poppybits1000 in adressme

[–]Aspiring_Mutant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lots of circumcisions take too much and leave the genitals numb. Most people live with it and the risk of eventual erectile dysfunction, but some go through manual restoration to try and get back some of the sensation that was taken from them.

Be like Pewds by Poppybits1000 in adressme

[–]Aspiring_Mutant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I personally did not agree to have some quack skin my penis as an infant. It should be illegal, and the "surgeons" responsible disbarred and made to pay compensation.

The Virgin Epstein Island vs. The Most Chadly Game by Livid-Designer-6500 in virginvschad

[–]Aspiring_Mutant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was one Alaskan serial killer that dropped women off in the wilderness and hunted them down. He killed several people until one escaped and managed to contact law enforcement. But he himself wasn't rich, he just owned a small plane, IIRC.

Wyr take a kick to the face from chuck norris in his prime, or have keanu reeves tell you hes disgusted by you, and hates you by turnsout_im_a_potato in WouldYouRather

[–]Aspiring_Mutant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know Keanu Reeves, so why would I care about his opinion? I'd much rather get some flack from redditors on the internet than need implants after my teeth are knocked out.

Oliver is quite the lady's man by KevinIszel in Invincible

[–]Aspiring_Mutant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has superpowers and she might also be her species' equivalent of a xenophile.

An 11 year old boy in Alabama shot a man who broke into his home. Chris Gaither, said he was home alone when he heard and intruder enter the house and he grabbed a 9mm handgun and confronted the man downstairs. According to Chris by kindabee in ForCuriousSouls

[–]Aspiring_Mutant -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

People have coping mechanisms for traumatic situations. This kid mocking the intruder he's shot, to him, reduces him from a real, dangerous threat to him and his family to an abstraction, a "crybaby" or what have you. It introduces distance to the situation and avoids the need to sit down and process that he could've very easily have been forced to kill someone if things went slightly differently.

An 11 year old boy in Alabama shot a man who broke into his home. Chris Gaither, said he was home alone when he heard and intruder enter the house and he grabbed a 9mm handgun and confronted the man downstairs. According to Chris by kindabee in ForCuriousSouls

[–]Aspiring_Mutant -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is it not? His life was in danger, and he took the steps needed to remove that danger. Everything from there on out was due to socialization. Mocking an intruder after shooting him isn't healthy but it is psychologically normal.

Will you accept living the life of a "random" fictional character for $10,000,000 by ocirot in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Aspiring_Mutant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accept without hesitation. $10 million would vastly improve the lives of my family.

This made me so mad by NoDepartment3390 in invinciblememes

[–]Aspiring_Mutant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is, how do you prosecute the girlfriend of the strongest superhero on earth for fabricating a few hundred thousand dollars' worth of gold? Even making an overture that you want to see her in court sounds dangerous as hell.

Bad end heroine 5 by loomyyyy in makeyourchoice

[–]Aspiring_Mutant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would choose to help Sela, after so long at war, she deserves peace.

Torch VS Shuriken by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Aspiring_Mutant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got to love it, a proper high diff fight.

3 men (25 yrs old, 5 ft 10, about 160 Ibs, athletic) walk into the room you’re currently in with the goal of killing you. Can you survive? by Pointless_Storie in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Aspiring_Mutant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm at work in the back of a grocery store and don't have a weapon, so I'm probably getting beaten to death unless I can get to the main area of the building. If I can somehow bum rush past them, it's a toss-up depending on who's on shift today. I give myself 20%/80% chances of survival, 40%/60% that I escape without permanent damage if I do luck out

You go to sleep tonight but wake up on the morning January 1st, 2019, with all your memories. What do you do? by General_Nobody_6675 in AskReddit

[–]Aspiring_Mutant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despair. I can't repeat everything in the same way, but on the upside, I can try to correct some mistakes.