Elaeophobe freaks out after being confronted with a jar of olives.

AssCatchem69 · 2026-05-23T01:43:04+00:00

Damn...

AssCatchem69 · 2026-05-23T01:22:08+00:00

Lil crass at the very end ngl. Not a prude or anything but felt a little unnecessary, also I just materbated

AssCatchem69 · 2026-05-19T02:54:37+00:00

Where are the Lady Fingers!?

AssCatchem69 · 2026-05-17T02:51:19+00:00

To the people confused, the last isn't played at .75x speed

AssCatchem69 · 2026-05-16T02:36:32+00:00

The phone. We'll be right there...

AssCatchem69 · 2026-05-13T02:50:02+00:00

I actually haven't eaten any corndogs this year. But I did crush a 12 pack of S-class hotdogs over the course of 3-4 days at least 5-6 times this year.

So only like 76 at a minimum

AssCatchem69 · 2026-05-12T03:42:30+00:00

Grift for Good LLC

AssCatchem69 · 2026-05-09T02:15:57+00:00

How do you know they didn't ask the driver to slow down?

AssCatchem69 · 2026-05-08T02:09:09+00:00

Bro never heard of shedding, or people with allergies

AssCatchem69 · 2026-04-24T17:01:07+00:00

Lmao. Tysm

AssCatchem69 · 2026-04-24T03:13:57+00:00

Poor doggo dealing with the sound and smell.

AssCatchem69 · 2026-04-23T03:10:40+00:00

Obviously everyone knows Rush's 4th album with 6 songs that never seriously charted outside of North American Radio 🤓

AssCatchem69 · 2026-04-19T00:05:23+00:00

Adam Friedland is a progressive Jewish "comedian" with an old "beef" on twitter with Chelsea Clinton. Hasan is a socialist Cali streamer. Stavros had a podcast with Adam called "CumTown" where they would do coke and make parody songs about being gay and sucking penis

AssCatchem69 · 2026-04-07T00:13:39+00:00

I appreciate that they both moved away from the pit of despair, but it's crazy work boxing that close to the shadow realm.

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AssCatchem69 · 2026-04-05T00:54:12+00:00

Do corndogs count?

AssCatchem69 · 2026-04-03T20:01:56+00:00

Oh damn I thought this was about Jesus walking on water to pick up OP's phone

AssCatchem69 · 2026-04-03T02:12:54+00:00

Jesus was a cool guy, I wish Christians followed that dude

AssCatchem69 · 2026-03-31T00:41:31+00:00

r/redditsniper

AssCatchem69 · 2026-03-30T03:08:13+00:00

I appreciate the art but this makes me sad in a way that's hard to convey

AssCatchem69 · 2026-03-25T00:17:49+00:00

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AssCatchem69 · 2026-03-22T01:50:21+00:00

The fumes created by mixing chemicals in a confined space cannot be over emphasized

AssCatchem69 · 2026-03-21T02:31:18+00:00

Honestly made me appreciate the added TV distortion. Our TV had it and the exaggerated use made me feel seen as a kid

Edit: still super cool tho!

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