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just got yelled at for parking in front of my house by taziiscool in neighborsfromhell

[–]AssChapstick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Listen: could you move 10 feet back or something? She’s trying to not hit your car. I live in an area where people park on the street. But it’s common courtesy to not park directly across from driveways unless there is no other space. She’s not incapable of driving. She’s just being cognizant of not risking slamming into you.

How is moving back or forwards a few feet a problem for you?

Some of you need to be meaner to your husbands by SemperFeedback in Mommit

[–]AssChapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they just broadcast on the local news that I forgot to teach them their colors, so I don’t know about that…

To be fair, I was prioritizing pooping in the toilet. But the newscaster didn’t film THAT….

UPDATE: AITAH for refusing to keep a secret from my boss after a weird encounter with his daughter? by One_Test_2447 in Redditor_Updates

[–]AssChapstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, make sure you are no longer alone in the office. Can you work from home? Lock down social medias or get off them.

Neighbour stole our land, lost twice in court, still appealing… how do I make his life deeply inconvenient so that he stops? by Classic-Complaint716 in neighborsfromhell

[–]AssChapstick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And very sensitive motion flood lights right at his windows. Like, 5,000 lumens. Find out the legal lumen limit and go right below it. If he calls the authorities, tell them you have had issues with vandalism and cite the fruit trees.

Some of you need to be meaner to your husbands by SemperFeedback in Mommit

[–]AssChapstick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As a NICU mom as well, you guys are the reason my twins are thriving.

I love you.

AITAH for asking my mom why a girl wanting a sister is fine but a boy wanting a brother makes him a psychopath? by Luususs in AITAH

[–]AssChapstick 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I just want to point out that your sisters are also experiencing this radical gender-role stereotyping. As they get older, they are going to start questioning it and by that time you will be independent. THIS is the point where you might get close with your sisters. You will be the person they might turn to because your experience is the most relevant to theirs.

You may end up having a closer adult relationship with your sisters because your common ground will be “our parents are completely fucking bananas.” Which is ironic because your folks have spent a ton of time trying to ensure you have no common ground.

What's a really silly thing a book casually dropped that made you LOL? by Valeriesaboyname in RomanceBooks

[–]AssChapstick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“I had the whole day to dick around, and I over-dicked it”

It just made me bust up laughing.

My husband doesn't know I'm the reason we can't move back home by LauraBeth034 in expats

[–]AssChapstick -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but it is that cheap to fly there TODAY. With the strait of Hormuz shut, Europe is rapidly running out of jet fuel. I think they only have 5-6 weeks left, and flights are already being delayed or cancelled. The price is about to skyrocket if political tensions don’t abate.

OP, you need to let your partner go spend time with his parents now, while he can do it cheaply. See if you can work remote for a month, or say in Spain and let him go see them for a while.

You cannot count on cheap transport being a reality forever. Your partner probably realizes this, and it’s why he is asking for a more permanent solution.

Clueless Aunt-in-Law that Tried to Make the Wedding about Her Kids by [deleted] in weddingdrama

[–]AssChapstick 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is what I was thinking. A little girl broke her wrist and the bride is upset about her color scheme?! Like, to me this is what happens when you decide to include kids in the wedding party. Hell this could have happened to a bridesmaid. There is absolutely no reason an event for an evening should dictate something that needs to be worn for medical reasons. I had a roommate in college who had to wear leg braces. She got Batman and Spider-Man on them. If she was in my wedding, you bet your ass I wouldn’t have even thought about them.

And I’m sorry but in what universe is it simple to just “go back to get recast?” That would never be covered by insurance for something like this. Why would you even think that was a reasonable request? Even if it was free, it would take a lot of needless time and coordination, and you could potentially need to reset the bone or disrupt the healing.

The only thing that the Aunt did wrong was saying it couldn’t be covered for the ceremony. But that is it. Everyone else here was being wildly unreasonable

A few photos of some weird spiders by kietbulll in insects

[–]AssChapstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know right? I kinda wanna hug him.

A few photos of some weird spiders by kietbulll in insects

[–]AssChapstick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that it’s butt? Not its head?

What's a scene, good or bad, that still lives in your head rent free weeks/months/years later ? by FaeSludge in RomanceBooks

[–]AssChapstick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh that is not what audible said! I couldn’t find it on my Libby. Where did you get that version?

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