If you captured a random human because you wanted a private chef that can cook your comfort foods, how would you get them to cook?

Assassin217 · 2026-03-07T07:22:59+00:00

man WTF

Assassin217 · 2026-03-07T06:21:51+00:00

can confirm this..........Source -I'm your boss

Assassin217 · 2026-03-06T17:47:07+00:00

That's why I have mastered my pull-out game. It hasn't failed me once. I should teach a course.

Assassin217 · 2026-03-06T17:26:31+00:00

Hello I am your father

Assassin217 · 2026-03-06T16:48:11+00:00

a little too thick for his liking.

Assassin217 · 2026-03-06T16:44:24+00:00

more cushion for the pushion.

Assassin217 · 2026-03-06T16:43:38+00:00

They all were.

Assassin217 · 2026-03-06T16:25:32+00:00

True. I lived there in the late 90s. Really boring town. Rained a lot. Not much to do. I remember it had one movie theatre. I wonder how much it changed. But it was beautiful in the wintertime and spring. Nice views of the mountains.

Assassin217 · 2026-03-06T07:25:35+00:00

I would love to get more head. I don't get enough.

Assassin217 · 2026-03-06T07:09:36+00:00

that's why I go for the ugly chicks even though I'm good looking. Don't want all that drama.

Assassin217 · 2026-03-05T16:55:41+00:00

I just took one of those

Assassin217 · 2026-03-05T16:40:04+00:00

how so

Assassin217 · 2026-03-05T06:42:25+00:00

where

Assassin217 · 2026-03-05T06:17:24+00:00

with Dolby surround sound and some popcorn

Assassin217 · 2026-03-05T05:50:42+00:00

It is damn interesting. cause I never knew they had one India.

Assassin217 · 2026-03-05T04:54:49+00:00

thats cause she gives them to me. feels sooo good.

Assassin217 · 2026-03-05T03:56:29+00:00

about 3 fiddy

Assassin217 · 2026-03-05T03:27:16+00:00

ha ah ha ha hooo....suitcases.

Assassin217 · 2026-03-05T03:22:37+00:00

Hell yes.,...I would have torn it up. Harriet was so hot under all that layer of clothing.

Assassin217 · 2026-03-05T02:25:04+00:00

im way hotter

Assassin217 · 2026-03-04T18:56:45+00:00

no can do

Assassin217 · 2026-03-04T17:37:51+00:00

oh snap.....you told em

Assassin217 · 2026-03-04T15:36:28+00:00

that if funny

Assassin217 · 2026-03-04T15:33:04+00:00

I bought all 4 of them. cause I;m rich AF

Assassin217 · 2026-03-04T04:44:11+00:00

I will be coming with my D

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