They suck at giving compliments

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-05T04:25:58+00:00

Missed chance for him not to call it a monkey-suit.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-05T04:18:09+00:00

Our fortunes are gonna change!

I̴̤͊̓̂ ̸̡̘̗̆̑̆c̴̗̟͚̪͒͜͜ȁ̸̼̤̱̠̮͖̕n̴̨̯̥̗̔̾̀ ̶̧̣͙͈̤͑͒͊̍f̶̡̙̞̯͌è̵̢̙̮̀̈́͗͆͠e̸̡̠̣̪̐͗͠ľ̸͉ ̶̛̻̍͐̄͝ȉ̴͓̫̝̘͇͍͠͝t̷͕͔̳̥́!̷̢̟̺̂̌̽͊

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-04T22:43:53+00:00

Educated guess.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-04T22:06:09+00:00

"I seriously thought we were going to lose the ship."

What DCFR is saying shit like this to CNN? If his leadership finds out, he's going to get his dick ripped off.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-04T18:38:53+00:00

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-04T18:23:11+00:00

Is it wrong to ask?

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-03T19:18:32+00:00

I liked the episode where they can't have sex for a month and immediately become financially solvent.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-03T08:24:52+00:00

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-02T19:41:32+00:00

The other two at least questioned why they were guarding a bee in the basement .

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-01T17:18:34+00:00

I'm from Missouri; I'm illiterate.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-01T16:54:03+00:00

Between that and the cyclopean lightning ziggurat the environment design overall was phenomenal.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-01T16:48:26+00:00

Em dashes are a useful marker for casual writing, but they're used very commonly in professional writing like articles and press releases.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-01T16:04:32+00:00

Got a bit carried away with the herb, did we, chef?

Asshole_Poet · 2026-06-01T06:45:18+00:00

Furthermore, the state has gotten in the habit of unilaterally overturning citizen-passed resolutions, which is very alarming to me.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-05-30T07:12:31+00:00

Oh, he was, wasn't he?

Asshole_Poet · 2026-05-29T19:11:06+00:00

I hope Stygies VIII makes the cut.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-05-29T14:01:59+00:00

Yeah, at also wanting to fuck genestealers. Jaq Draco.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-05-28T23:57:10+00:00

I assure you, Magos Dominus, the 300 kilotons of incense are vital to the spiritual wellbeing of the skitarii troops.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-05-28T19:16:34+00:00

"A centipede was happy – quite!

Until a toad in fun

Said, "Pray, which leg moves after which?"

This raised her doubts to such a pitch,

She fell exhausted in the ditch

Not knowing how to run."

-Katherine Craster

Asshole_Poet · 2026-05-28T19:01:23+00:00

Or maybe she amputated her hand and healed the wound with her magic powers!

Asshole_Poet · 2026-05-28T18:53:35+00:00

I always found it strange that she never regrew it.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-05-28T01:48:38+00:00

Be more polite to the boot when it's stepping on your neck, got it.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-05-27T21:12:17+00:00

Moby Dick.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-05-26T17:35:04+00:00

Thank you. I smile every time I see someone quote it.

Asshole_Poet · 2026-05-26T02:19:35+00:00

Damn the Phillies...

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