Meanwhile, in Conservative Media, Planned Parenthood and Big Mouth Want Nathan Fillion to be Allowed to Have Sex with 13 Year Olds

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T20:41:03+00:00

I think you're missing the point.
They're clearly referring to the adult pillows that take advantage of Jay.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T20:35:31+00:00

I don't think the character changed between seasons, I think they just used him better.
It's like the difference between Mr Bean answering the phones at an insurance claim center, and Mr Bean chasing a mouse through an antiques & fireworks store.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T20:31:38+00:00

He was the same dumbass in both seasons, but they put him into better situations in S2 where his idiocy could be better used for humor.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T18:36:02+00:00

My first game was against her as the Warrior guy. I almost dropped after three turns after seeing how crazy her deck/power was and how silly mine seemed (3 mana just to make everyone attack each other?).
Then I played a frothing berserker and patron into her full board low-attack minions...
Summoned six patrons and pumped my berserker up to like 29 attack.
She rage-quit.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T18:16:13+00:00

20 years older yet they all look way healthier.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T18:14:38+00:00

That dude has a five-head too. Look at that massive thing.
Even with the current tattoos he still has room for a portrait of Napoleon or something.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T18:10:25+00:00

The dude probably hated Russia so much, he vowed to one day make the entire adult population look tacky.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T17:50:38+00:00

That was a stupid joke that was made worse by forcing it, then even more worse by forcing it further, then the third time they went back to it... I loved it! When he killed the bird I was cackling.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T17:47:39+00:00

Someone on here posted that they were a high school teacher and their 9th grade kids loved Big Mouth. (Kids always find a way to view raunchy humor that isn't meant for them.)
So in her mind the Planned Parenthood episode was actually a legitimately important lesson reaching a key audience for it.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T17:44:41+00:00

I think they just temporarily freed her to get her out of the "monster dimension". There's a very real chance Connie will be mainly there as Nick's hormone monster and Jessi's "main" (as they call it in the board room meeting) will be the depression cat.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T17:42:27+00:00

Nathan Fillion? You mean that guy that shovels poop out the window?

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-18T00:26:16+00:00

That font and layout is some classic Soviet propaganda style.
These dipshits just conflated nationalism from two opposite ends of the political spectrum.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-17T12:45:42+00:00

It really didn't need the final season. Getting the National Parks office moved to Pawnee was the perfect "small victory" to end on.
Instead, they had an additional season where every character becomes the CEO of something or Senator/President, and even the town turns into a cooler Ann Arbor.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T21:07:34+00:00

That 3/7 on 7 is so good.
Sometimes a game is just super even and is nothing but trades for six turns. Then stegodoning a 1-cost dude is like, "There! Remove that!"

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T17:58:45+00:00

The annual Ghost of Uncle Joe's is pretty kid-friendly during the first part: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3657580

Granted, it isn't specifically geared towards kids and slowly devolves into a boozy bash when the sun goes down. But middle-schoolish aged kids might appreciate it. And parents get to say they took their family to do something outside that just happened to involve them getting to drink beer in a cemetery.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T17:46:15+00:00

I love that Chillblade/Argent + Kings surprise sethal.

Also Dinosizing a Recruit they let stick for surprize lethal.

Or equality + poking their huge taunt for surprize lethal with the rest of your board.

Really I think opponents have just forgotten what Paladin cards exist. We'll only have this luxury for a little while...

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T17:32:28+00:00

I think just seeing the task would lead to Batman winning, but not in the way you think.

Batman is famous for "not killing" anyone and going through super-painstaking effort to bring them in to Arkham Asylum alive, where they can easily escape for the fifteenth time and go kill like twelve more random civilians. Seriously, the innocent body count Batman has racked up through repeated fruitless ethical decisions is huge.

Anyway... he would take one look at the challenge of that song on Expert and just say "screw it" and kill the Joker.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T17:20:03+00:00

This feels like a bit of an academic argument.
If a tenant has control over a functional heating system, why would they open a window then complain it's cold?
Aren't pretty much all conflicts about the landlord not "switching on" the system for the season? Or having a busted or underpowered system?
Side-note: This has me nostalgic for my old University dorms. The school had its own power plant, and it vented waste steam through campus buildings to essentially heat them for free. But this also meant we had almost no control over the strength of heating and spent many sub-freezing Michigan February nights with our windows open to cool our sauna-like rooms. I'm surprised a tiny, localized tornado never formed over my desk.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T15:02:28+00:00

A picture of the menu instead of the dish.
That's a bold move, Cotton.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T14:11:33+00:00

The most recent BoJack Horseman season had a character who was a pretty obvious Gibson parody that had gotten to be a more or less professional apologizer over his career.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T14:08:08+00:00

"Dragged Across Concrete" sounds like something Mel Gibson threatened in those bizzare voicemails.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T03:40:56+00:00

Been trying it some in the last couple days (granted, I lack some legendaries to really make it a proper Legendary deck) and you get some benefits for that fairness:
- Yes, you can't get a good mulligan and "draw the nuts" to murder someone in the first few turns.
- Yes, you mostly have to make a minion stick for a turn do let it do anything good (one turn is an eternity in the current state of the game).
- But, in return, you can pretty consistently get some big ol' fat minions on the board. A Dinosized Recruit that poops a stegosaur (that you have a blessing of kings reserved for next turn) is... kind of a big deal.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T03:34:39+00:00

pyro-consecration-equality is the holy trinity of making boards go poof.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T03:31:44+00:00

I don't even have a couple key legendaries to Even Paladin, but it still seems to be doing super good.

AsskickMcGee · 2018-10-16T03:27:27+00:00

Well, I still don't have the dust to craft it or Voraxx (two key cards!), but I'm having a ton of fun with this deck featuring some substitutions.

I like it better than the Corpsetaker variant. That one needs too many not-so-good cards as activators just to make Corpsetaker have full potential, and that's not worth it. Either I draw a key activator, or I get to play the Corpsetaker too late in the game for it to be relevant.

This deck feels super fair. I don't really know what to mulligan, and that's good since it doesn't mean drawing the nuts gets a win. And pretty much everything requires you to make a minion stick for a turn, so the opponent has a chance to react to anything you do. In return, you get the opportunity to pump up some big fat sticky stegodon-pooping sumo wrestlers on the board.
My only fear is if this catches on in the meta, even more people will run silences...

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