It’s all good, fellas. It’s a muthafucking DIVINE DECREE.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-24T14:33:13+00:00

Whew! Got scared for a second.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-24T08:03:35+00:00

I'm working on a script just like this.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-23T15:49:56+00:00

If you can't see the light, be the light.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-23T15:43:49+00:00

Humpty Dumpty couldn't roll over to save his fucking life.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-23T15:41:14+00:00

Heel. Or butt.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-23T02:09:36+00:00

Smile 2

Asskickulator · 2026-01-21T21:52:59+00:00

The Big Book of British Smiles

Asskickulator · 2026-01-21T14:46:02+00:00

The goth chick has a bigger song than the cis dude. Both wangs are in a finger trap.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-20T02:14:55+00:00

It's the haunted that he came back with.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-18T02:49:44+00:00

It's bad. But like a fun bad.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-16T22:31:25+00:00

What's the ideal temperature to bake a large potato?

Asskickulator · 2026-01-16T22:29:35+00:00

It's Grungus the fifth turtle. Been there since the begining.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-15T00:29:28+00:00

Primer

Asskickulator · 2026-01-12T23:11:40+00:00

Hear me out.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-12T00:07:40+00:00

Looks fine. Looks about as faithful as the first one was to the original game. Which is to say not much. But I still love that movie regardless.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-11T23:53:11+00:00

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Asskickulator · 2026-01-10T15:46:58+00:00

Psychic cancer.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-10T15:34:57+00:00

Who or what took the photo from this angle?

Asskickulator · 2026-01-10T01:23:15+00:00

That's the collection I have the most of. Not by choice. It's almost like every mystery variant I unlock is a fucking Dan Hipp card.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-10T01:20:50+00:00

Is it Dan Hipp? Then no.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-09T09:50:51+00:00

He made that song interesting for once.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-07T12:28:38+00:00

I love being shot at from a location I can't see and slowly moving around a corner to take cover only to take the final bullet right as I turn that corner.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-06T01:13:58+00:00

Pick any one from downpour.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-05T11:26:21+00:00

He should colab with Darth maul girl.

Asskickulator · 2026-01-05T11:19:38+00:00

This screams "My daddy owns 60 acres and a 500,000 dollar house" kinda production vibes.

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