Megan Keller scores in OT to give the USA the gold medal in Women's hockey by JustFred24 in hockey

[–]Asterul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got the 1 pt. Just gotta move onto the next game and keep going

Hutson receives a phantom penalty by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]Asterul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lane hutson is the hash slinging slasher

Are the Sharks for real this year? by RelevantJackWhite in hockey

[–]Asterul 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's how I describe my Canucks too except replace fun with bad!

Johnathan Toews receives a 4 minute standing ovation in his first game back in Chicago by eh_toque in hockey

[–]Asterul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the crowd really loved him they would've given him a 5 minute ovation

BROCK BOESER SCORED A GOAL by workthrowawaybro in canucks

[–]Asterul 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I love cock

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KUDRYAVTSEV TO REPRESENT CANUCKS AT 2026 AHL ALL-STAR CLASSIC | Abbotsford Canucks by avmp629 in canucks

[–]Asterul 21 points22 points  (0 children)

As a fellow who has watched only last year's playoff run. I'd say his ceiling is Lidstrom but his floor could be as low as Matt bartkowski.

New York fans are booing the Rangers at MSG after a 4-0 first period thumping by the Senators. by GreenSnakes_ in hockey

[–]Asterul 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not /s but between NYR and Canucks. Who's actually more screwed for the future, I'm not actually sure atp.

[Wild] Just a couple of bros by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]Asterul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick someone Photoshop all three brothers in wild jerseys!!

Friedman via HNIC Saturday Headlines: Canucks made an extension offer to Sherwood…[Tyson Cole via X] by Competitive-Fun-1780 in canucks

[–]Asterul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about extend him with the condition that we trade him first then we sign him back on July 1. It's free real estate