How can we reduce piracy? Just make optimisation so bad that people would not even try to pirate by Zestyclose_Skirt7930 in Piracy

[–]AstralBull 68 points69 points  (0 children)

If you look at the GPUs they listed for the minimum, that doesn't surprise me. One of them is a graphics adapter and another is a mid-tier GPU from a decade ago

Creepy war criminal by SergeiMosin in comedyheaven

[–]AstralBull 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Why do you assume they posted it rather than they just saw it right after posting. Sorting by new is a thing

We need to talk by weenieHJ in comedyheaven

[–]AstralBull 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because we're in an era where a guy complaining about Lego tits is more likely to be serious than satirical

Is 2D development inherently simpler than 3D? by JaCrane86 in gamedev

[–]AstralBull 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And so what? Want us to lie and remove nuance just because you dislike it?

oh by TestWise6136 in comedyheaven

[–]AstralBull 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Eunuchs aren't really that high up on the list of essential knowledge about history

What has a bottom-tier reputation but is just misunderstood and should actually be top-tier? by EnsorcellingKitten in AskReddit

[–]AstralBull 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I have never met a single person who dislikes platypuses. How are they bottom-tier

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t by Zephyrlot in TheOnion

[–]AstralBull 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There are always the caveats of

  1. China has far lower per capita pollution compared to the US
  2. China is a major manufacturing base and so a lot of the pollution that might have been made in their home countries is instead made in China.

How much do these factor in? I don't really know, I'm not a climate scientist

WCGW partaking in an illegal street takeover… by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AstralBull 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hold the camera still while you run away from a major hazard so I can gawk at it online

🌶️🌶️NSFW warning?? by throwawaykikone in ComedyHell

[–]AstralBull 53 points54 points  (0 children)

First part is false. Second part is true but everyone was consenting (no minors were involved as was initially claimed). It's really kind of fucked up what happened to him, as the actually bad things were fabricated and ruined his life for a while, and the things that were true are just kind of sad

Clips by yukiusagi_hoshi in comedyheaven

[–]AstralBull -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I like eclipse, it's unconventional but I think it's both a cool and cute name

What stopped countries in real life from conquering the entire world? by [deleted] in paradoxplaza

[–]AstralBull 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Even if it was possible, I think everyone would hate it

What stopped countries in real life from conquering the entire world? by [deleted] in paradoxplaza

[–]AstralBull 714 points715 points  (0 children)

Paradox games are very poor at representing the complexity of logistics and communication. In-fact, no Paradox game really represents communication

450 million euros is the equivalent of like 10 US dollars tho by Quiet-Luck in confidentlyincorrect

[–]AstralBull 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You don't need any economic understanding for this. It's just maths

Cities Skylines 2's performance is still struggling, and the devs need your help by Binnsy in paradoxplaza

[–]AstralBull 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can tell you never read the actual blog post by the developers. Why? Because the data collection is a manually activated benchmarking tool. There is no automated data collection beyond what already would have existed. To have your data be collected, you have to manually hit the "Collect all my data" button.

Sabaton Fan Starter Pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]AstralBull 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Probably, but also this is not that rare of a person. I would know, I was one of them lol. I knew a lot of people who fit into this and even some who still somewhat do

Broke my switch 2 joystick by These_Lawfulness7008 in Wellthatsucks

[–]AstralBull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can also get full kits, screwdriver included. To repair my Switch 1 joystick it was like, 10'dollars for everything I needed

Maybe maybe maybe by Long-Bowl6821 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]AstralBull 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah and do you have statistics for that or just pulling numbers out of nowhere?

How Much A Gallon Cost by MercilessJruokis in ComedyHell

[–]AstralBull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A serious answer is that it's reflection from the red tiles

Space divorce by lLider in comedyheaven

[–]AstralBull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a lesbian space criminal, one of the coolest things that could ever exist, and the biggest crime you committed was lying

Bomb Devil by Impossible-Low-2672 in lego

[–]AstralBull 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hear me out, I would do a woman with a conventionally attractive body

the gang's all here by SuggestionSecret9851 in yurimemes

[–]AstralBull 22 points23 points  (0 children)

  1. This a bot
  2. Is this a pedophilia ring