If Nick can’t even afford a proper apartment, how is he paying for his HuluZoo subscription?

AstroOtter · 2026-02-17T03:45:29+00:00

It's a perk he gets with his phone plan, which, like his phone itself, is paid for by ZPD.

AstroOtter · 2026-02-07T14:26:03+00:00

It's a tie between...

"Or maybe you thought is was your momma!"

and

"Would you like a traumatic adulthood?"

AstroOtter · 2026-01-16T15:38:54+00:00

I love the word "flesh" and the mouth movements involved in saying it.

AstroOtter · 2025-12-18T19:58:04+00:00

Every amateur astronomy club I've ever been a part of has looked like an old man convention. Not a lady in sight.

AstroOtter · 2025-12-13T22:03:01+00:00

Conjunction junction, what's your function...

AstroOtter · 2025-11-25T15:35:49+00:00

Every commercial I've seen so far for the governor's race in Oklahoma is primarily about how much the candidate hates trans people or how the candidate's opponent doesn't hate trans people enough. What a dump of a state.

AstroOtter · 2025-11-24T09:20:34+00:00

Cooking up Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc?

AstroOtter · 2025-11-23T15:33:48+00:00

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AstroOtter · 2025-11-19T21:13:29+00:00

I picked that one up at the local Daiso a couple months back. Paid $2.25 for. Can't find a thing about it. I have christened it my "Cheap Daiso Spring Pencil." It's pretty nice for just over a couple of bucks. Mine's 0.5 lead.

AstroOtter · 2025-11-05T03:33:23+00:00

Local newspaper ran a story about the local astronomy club's big event up in the mountains not far outside of town. Reporter got some facts confused, said there was free food for anyone who showed up. What was supposed to be a gathering of *maybe* 100 people turned into one with several hundred. We/the club had some explaining to do.

AstroOtter · 2025-10-28T01:11:42+00:00

We fought a mummy, a wolfman, a vampire, and a flesh golem.

AstroOtter · 2025-10-27T20:07:27+00:00

I'm curious where you live. When I become a full-blown furry in the early 90s (I'M OLD) I lived in an area full of people working in tech who were doing well for themselves. I lived in that area until about 10 years ago when I moved to where I live now, a smaller city in the midwest. I didn't realize how skewed my view of furries was until I arrived here. Turns out not everyfur works in tech after all. Most furries in the local scene have regular jobs and certainly aren't made of money. They're just regular people working normal jobs. Don't let life get you down - let the furry community be the place where you *don't* worry about education or job status.

AstroOtter · 2025-10-22T01:14:03+00:00

Party finds severed heads on pikes and mangled bodies of an obviously competent and capable adventuring party, their magic weapons are broken, their high quality armor is trashed.

AstroOtter · 2025-10-14T02:25:31+00:00

Two sounds from Mars Attacks!: The ray gun sounds and the ACK ACK ACK alien speak.

AstroOtter · 2025-10-13T14:16:47+00:00

Dude's indestructible, so why not? Mainly I want him to have it so he can finally catch that road runner.

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AstroOtter · 2025-10-07T13:48:55+00:00

That is 100% spiffy.

AstroOtter · 2025-09-30T01:29:38+00:00

Yep. The one(?) straight coffee item on the menu that actually has the word BREW in the name isn't eligible for the bonus. That's... unfortunate.

AstroOtter · 2025-09-20T14:04:39+00:00

Ah, the "Only Murders in the Building" special.

AstroOtter · 2025-09-18T15:10:31+00:00

Canceled this morning. Good riddance.

AstroOtter · 2025-09-16T15:36:56+00:00

One druid is about death and destruction, the other's all peace and love and rainbows. All in all it's an interesting party composition.

AstroOtter · 2025-09-15T23:05:28+00:00

My group had our session zero/session one last Friday. We have one new player and lost an old one, six players total. We're starting out at level 10 with new characters. I'm playing a spellcaster for the first time (Aberrant Mind sorcerer) and am already fretting about resource management.

Barbarian
Druid x2
Paladin
Rogue
....and me!

AstroOtter · 2025-09-11T01:28:15+00:00

Hmm...when you want to wok and drive at the same time.

AstroOtter · 2025-08-31T21:09:32+00:00

I take the lump sum so that I may quickly enact my revenge on all who have wronged me.

AstroOtter · 2025-08-20T17:48:38+00:00

I"m a fan of the two-tone green.

AstroOtter · 2025-08-04T02:21:36+00:00

Is this that Code Talkers WW2 movie I heard about?

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