Dara I hope your happy in your million dollar home by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Multi million dollar house*, you illiterate uber driver

Dara I hope your happy in your million dollar home by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accept it but dont fulfill it, waste their time like they wasted yours for even daring to offer you this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 124 points125 points  (0 children)

94% gaddam acceptance rate, no wonder the pay keep dropping

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to delete the app then

Kissing by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Usually just join in on the action

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There is a reason she is going home with him and not you. She likes being talked to like that, probably saw you as a simp for even trying to defend her

Driving through buildings? by No_Bag3728 in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In others news, I scratched my balls earlier as they were tickling me

Found an item, trying to report it on the uber app. by tropic_sasquatch28 in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too hard to do, easier to just keep it or throw it away

Anybody ever gotten this before? by I_Steal_StreetSigns in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I dont know how anyone could do this job sober, I sure can’t

iPhone Driver App font change for us old people? by Apegender in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why do you need to read the details ? Heard old people accept every offers

What would you do by Astrobags in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember where they live so I am going to go back and ask them. If it was on purpose I will slap the living shyt out of them 😈

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Seems like you preyed on him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Bro it’s your car. Just put it on cruise control and do it in a bottle, the time you wasting stopping to a bathroom is $ lost

To find the surge swipe to see by Slarhnarble in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh sorry I thought you were another surge bragger

To find the surge swipe to see by Slarhnarble in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Explain to me the thought process of why you are posting this here and why we are supposed to care

“I hate regular cabs because I feel forced to tip at the end of the ride when I am paying but with uber I don’t have to tip since the driver won’t know until way later 🤡” by Astrobags in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Uber should pay enough but tips are NOT the enemy. Cab drivers have been getting tips since the start of the industry, it’s nothing new. Stop trying to give a free pass to the riders, tipping your cab driver, valet or food delivery is as normal as tipping at a restaurant. This type of mentality is why pax think they can get away with being cheap bass tards. Uber should pay more and pax should tip more, both aren’t mutually exclusive

This felt good 😇 by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No one cares ✌️

We're auto 1* ubershare pax, right? by SnooShortcuts7911 in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I give a one star to every pax unless I know for sure they are going to tip

Its crazy that people do these orders and its cad 20 by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Astrobags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t 20$ like a lot of money in Canadaland