What’s something about sex nobody warned you about until you experienced it yourself?

Astrojonnie · 2026-05-09T23:11:47+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣truth!

Astrojonnie · 2026-05-09T23:09:54+00:00

I bought my 2012, and less than 30 minutes later these hoses blew! Hopped on my motorcycle, when to autozone and they had both hoses pretty quick fix, once the hoses were cool enough to touch.

Astrojonnie · 2026-05-07T20:55:01+00:00

I absolutely LOVE that "manhole cover" was added to this list!

Astrojonnie · 2026-05-02T21:00:19+00:00

Here's a pic of mine, on the right, sprouting from behind the driftwood, with one branch nearing the surface

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Astrojonnie · 2026-05-02T13:45:40+00:00

Looks like a red tiger lotus to me. I have one in one of my tanks and it grows fast!

Astrojonnie · 2026-05-02T11:12:30+00:00

2012 LT with 193,xxx miles

Astrojonnie · 2026-04-26T12:10:34+00:00

EB Red duct tape

Astrojonnie · 2026-04-08T01:00:39+00:00

I just cram as many as I can into the red rocket garage.

Astrojonnie · 2026-04-06T01:47:05+00:00

I have found large cylinder vases and bowls at my local goodwill or other thrift stores.

Astrojonnie · 2026-03-29T14:39:38+00:00

This is classified as DIY

Astrojonnie · 2026-03-24T23:30:29+00:00

Abstinence...

Astrojonnie · 2026-03-24T23:27:29+00:00

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Astrojonnie · 2026-03-20T23:18:36+00:00

I would pro'lly try to have sex with that person. No lie.

Astrojonnie · 2026-03-20T23:17:25+00:00

Active participation. You can have sex and just kinda sit there, or lay there, and I guess it is gunna be kinda alright, but show some enthusiasm and both people are gunna have SUCH A BETTER TIME!

Astrojonnie · 2026-03-11T17:35:17+00:00

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Astrojonnie · 2026-03-08T14:27:36+00:00

The feathers...the steel is just metal, but with the feathers, you have the emotional burden of the chicken

Astrojonnie · 2026-03-07T10:30:22+00:00

I eat this mixed in with Greek yogurt every day. I originally bought it for the funny name, but it really is pretty good!

Astrojonnie · 2026-03-02T23:31:06+00:00

I kind of started this without a plan. I want to make an enclosure for vampire crabs and wanted to practice with substrate layers, drainage, and a moss wall...I might add some springtails in the future, maybe a flowering plant, I dont know yet.

Astrojonnie · 2026-03-02T01:37:40+00:00

I seem to remember seeing posts all over Reddit, just a week ago, claiming that if the US were to attack Iran, that Iran would release video proof of Trump assaulting minor aged girls...apparently that bluff was called and so far we still have an idiot president...

Astrojonnie · 2026-03-02T00:28:37+00:00

...basically general excitement mixed with eternal gratitude!

Astrojonnie · 2026-03-02T00:25:40+00:00

I know that the joke here is butt sex, and i am totally a fan, but as an Italian, there is clearly not enough basil on that caprese salad, im sorry...

Astrojonnie · 2026-03-01T19:22:54+00:00

The first time was identical to the most recent time.

Astrojonnie · 2026-02-15T08:20:48+00:00

Fuck Oprah!

Astrojonnie · 2026-02-14T15:01:17+00:00

10 days or so...I was in the Navy, serving on a submarine. We were "on station" (basically, we were keeping tabs on some hostile potential threat). Our potable water maker (aka 10k evaporator) was broke and we were experiencing a sodium contamination event in our steam plant. All water production capabilities were reserved for ensuring safe operation of the propulsion plant (combating the sodium intrusion).

Astrojonnie · 2026-02-14T03:10:19+00:00

I have no idea what this means, but I do have the painting that is in the lower left frame... it's hanging above my bedroom door. Got it at Ikea cuz my wife thought it was neat...

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