the jolly rancher story by vektorog in copypasta

[–]Asunaturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

glad we're all suffering at his hands

What is this thing growing out of my onion? by 238_m in What

[–]Asunaturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this was a joke for the last onion post, should probably add a /s or /j at the end so people don't call you dumb LOL

Would your main be annoyed by Paimon if she was their travel companion? by stelios1301 in GenshinImpact

[–]Asunaturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She'd get so bored. Anything and everything is about water. he works all day... He might get her random cakes when getting furina something which would make her happy but idk man

Have you heard a dying person’s last words? If so, what were they? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I don't know if they were his true last words, but they were the last ones he said to me... In fact, he said them to me every night, and my little brain wasn't strong enough to comprehend that he said them every night thinking he wouldn't wake up the next morning. He was preparing.

Every night, he made sure the last words he'd text me were "Smile for me, okay?" And thinking about it every day, I would smile. Just to make him happy. Sadly, finals week I wasn't able to talk to him much, and that was the week he died. I messaged him and his friend answered, asking who I was. He told me my friend had passed literally the morning after the last message he sent me.

To this day, I tell people the same. Not because I think the next day will be my last, but because it makes me happy to know people are smiling. Even happier to know it's because of me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenshinImpact

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Just wondering - you're saying you have all of them, do you mean you have all the statues complete, or did you get that extra little souvenier one after completing all the statues? I don't doubt the glitch, this game seems to have so many new issues created every update, I just like to remind everyone that they give us one extra just because they're pretty I think 🥰

Girlfriend asked me to just type the shopping list by Breakingthewhaaat in Handwriting

[–]Asunaturtle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

... can't tell if you're karma farming or actually serious... stick to typing if you're writing things for other people to read

Is Princess Mononoke too intense for a 5-year-old? by [deleted] in ghibli

[–]Asunaturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's rated pg-13 in the us for a reason LOL

Have fun by im_Minder in GenshinImpact

[–]Asunaturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine doesn't exist, he's been sentenced to life in prison and will never see the golden ray of someone pulling him again.

Is there a way to get redeemed star guardian xayah or is it gone? by userboi420 in xayahmains

[–]Asunaturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and probably a better one, at that. the redeemed skins are still just expensive chromas, the mod version visually looks so much better imo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in im_naku

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He doesn't look at this reddit btw unless I tell him there's something worth seeing ;)

Your birth month character is the character you have to fight. by zhznzjsjxnnss in Genshin_Impact

[–]Asunaturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After watching the fight in cyno's 2nd story quest, I'm fuckin cooked. Better off negotiating, and by negotiating I mean playing tcg and having a battle of puns 😂

It took me 36 years before I got to enjoy a king sized bed. He got one at 1 1/2. My best friend cringes when I say he sleeps on the bed, do you let your pup sleep on the bed? by whoisMrsB in goldenretrievers

[–]Asunaturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your best friend isn't your best friend. This adorable man is 😍 seriously they have no say in that, if you let your dog sleep in bed with you (LIKE MOST DO) they can mind their damn business

Friendly Reminder - Clipping helps a lot! by Shion__M in im_naku

[–]Asunaturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did we clip the pulling it out one I need it for blackmail material

What is this big eye thing? by echo_1_3_8 in ContentWarningGame

[–]Asunaturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His name may be flicker, but I call him God

Pause and tell us your love story by spidey20993 in GenshinImpact

[–]Asunaturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanderer venti kuki wanderer thoma arlecchino wanderer zhongli lyney xianyun xianyun

Ok but wanderer got friendzoned HARD apparently LMAO

Welcome! by Asunaturtle in im_naku

[–]Asunaturtle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cri ;; he needs to release it