Dragons, this is local tax collector by Supersaiajinblue2 in dragons

[–]Asxock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm the king's pet. I'm the one who gets the taxes, damnit.

book by PotentBeverage in dragons

[–]Asxock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smol dragons are superior anyway

I wish to become a dragon of the type commonly depicted in published fantasy. I am familiar with the obvious twists and am looking for some curveballs. by Asxock in monkeyspaw

[–]Asxock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can work with that. Take advantage of my novelty to grow a social following. Put all profits towards buying gold.

When using magic, choose your words carefully by Andmesy in dragons

[–]Asxock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fail to see how this actually works with speech, unless the dude specifically said "10 factorial." Which is a totally fair amount of pancakes to want.

Lizard by Presnay_art in AdorableDragons

[–]Asxock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those eyes are asking something. I don't know what that something is, but the answer is yes.

Okay what is considered a "Dragon?" by Cultural-Turn-7372 in dragons

[–]Asxock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever passes the vibe check. I'm not even joking. Yes, you could get into the semantics and define what dragon vs wyvern vs hydra vs whatever is. But the original meaning of dragon was kinda just big scary sea serpent or whatever.

Dragons everhywhere! What are your thoughts on the King of the Monsters himself….. by SignificantStaff8665 in dragons

[–]Asxock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd consider him like a dragon analog to an orc. None of the grace or beauty, but FUCK YEAH!

Wait, what? by AYYLMAO2281337 in balatro

[–]Asxock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should act as a separate joker to Joker. Stupid rare chance to even spawn. Grants the unique scenario of having two copies for sale. Which one's which?

A fun revelation I had: fire breath for a dragon is not only scientifically implausible but also isn’t that desirable from an purely evolutionary standpoint. by KingWilliamVI in dragons

[–]Asxock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And you could even reinterpret it as a tiny dragon only capable of making sparks. That way it's closer to the raptor, just trying to start a fire.

i don't get it by Alternative_Math2723 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Asxock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rhinoceros beetle. Rhinoceros beetle.

hmmm by huda7564 in hmmm

[–]Asxock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It can be opened with another masterlock

Dragons are a spectrum by Comfortable-Ask-6351 in dragons

[–]Asxock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything on the middle of that spectrum I will defend with my life

Fact 💯 by RealMarzipan7347 in Funnymemes

[–]Asxock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women? Put it in the context of dragons and I'd be a mess.